Comments | omg_miss_jess: umm....

omg_miss_jess

umm....

Jun 24, 2006 19:45

Last night someone took all the furniture on our front porch and put it out on the footpath. They even cut down some of our blinds and put them out there too. What the fuck does it mean ( Read more... )

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tokyolamearse June 24 2006, 23:42:57 UTC

Jess, is that a chinstroke I see?

omg_miss_jess June 25 2006, 11:06:30 UTC

almost, but no. i think i just had my finger on the side of my face as a sign of confusion (i'm pretending to be someone who's trying to climb our stairs).

london_loves June 25 2006, 01:30:47 UTC

that pirate trap would surely only be matched by laser beams, mission impossible stylee.

i am so excited about moving out, i even went to big w today to suss out all the crap i can buy!!

omg_miss_jess June 25 2006, 11:08:26 UTC

we spent awhile tonight brainstorming, trying to think of something else we could do to deter future attacks. all we came up with was putting oil all over the stairs and rail, which we eventually thought might be a bad idea in case someone hurts themselves (ie. we could get sued). flour (to show footprints), broken glass, thumbtacks, nails, none of it would really help.

london_loves June 25 2006, 11:21:29 UTC

I think you need to watch 'Home Alone' for more ideas!

omg_miss_jess June 25 2006, 11:55:39 UTC

well ideally i'd like to do the whole tar+feather thing, but we don't really have the budget for that. imagine how awesome that would be though!

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jshulman June 25 2006, 03:28:31 UTC

when I come to stay in your new house I am going to put all your furniture out on the street and sit there drinking cups of tea in what I will call the 'outside inside' house and THEN you will wonder what it all means.
And so will I.
I've just always wanted to create a house with no walls or roof.

omg_miss_jess June 25 2006, 11:11:09 UTC

see this would be okay, as long as we knew who was doing it. the weird thing about what's happening at our house now is that we don't know who is coming into our property and onto our veranda, we don't know who it is touching our stuff and it's completely creepy. it's actually scaring shona a lot since her room has french doors that open onto the veranda.

nickyc June 25 2006, 10:36:04 UTC

oh how i miss that jacket!!!!!

omg_miss_jess June 25 2006, 11:12:46 UTC

best jacket ever! i'm completely in love with it! i've even worn it to work a few times. everyone thinks i'm a complete nut for getting around in it, earmuffs and a scarf, but i don't care. i'm cold.

so as much as you miss it, rest assured that it is being loved and enjoyed.