Ah, Dad, I do so love our chats.

[omg_palindrome]

ME: Look, I can leave it until seven to eat, but let me explain why I'm so hungry. I only eat actual food once a day. I have not eaten in 24 hours.

DAD: What, not even breakfast?

ME: No, not even breakfast. Shakes.

DAD: ...bit like being a dog then, isn't it?

Yes, Dad, exactly like being a dog.
ONLY FEED ME.

Comments

[gringotts]

guuuuuuurl, i don't know how you do those shakes things. i need to snack on fruit during the whole day or i feel like i haven't eaten in a week D:

but LOL @ your dad

[omg_palindrome]

They work, that's all I can cling to! But you do have to alternate them with doing a veggie/fruit week, I think, for your metabolism and sanity :P