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the explaination as to why kruce and tyler are
Ashlee: whhhere the eff is tyler
Kirstin: and kruce
Kirstin: hmmm
Kirstin: I hope their all okay
Ashlee: they are
Ashlee: tyler prolly fell asleep
Ashlee: and kruce is prolly
Kirstin: yeah
Ashlee: whacking off in jakes closet
Kirstin: whacking off
Kirstin: LMAO!
Ashlee: splooge.. oh wait. dont go.. splooge
Ashlee: thats what hes saying to tyler
Ashlee: tylers sleeping on his bed
Ashlee: and saw kruce whacking off
Kirstin: lmfao
Ashlee: and was like dude wtf
Ashlee: and kruce was splooging on jakes rastafarian hat
Ashlee: and jake was like "KRUCE! YOURE GAY!"
Kirstin: jake- OMG KRUCE YOURE GAY
Kirstin: ha yeah
Ashlee: and as kruce went to chase jake
Ashlee: his pants were still down
Ashlee: so he tripped
Ashlee: and fell on the computer
Ashlee: which knocked it down
Kirstin: broke it
Ashlee: and it broke
Kirstin: on tyler
Kirstin: which is why hes not online
Ashlee: no not on tyler
Ashlee: what are you?
Ashlee: freakin retarded?
Ashlee: tyler got locked in that closet next to kruce's bed
Ashlee: cause kruce wants to keep him forever
Kirstin: well it would explain why hes not on,ine!
Ashlee: so he locked him in there
Kirstin: and is feeding him jello
Ashlee: jello? jello is for losers
Ashlee: hes feeding him tostitos
Kirstin: hey, stop dissing me.
Kirstin: ha
Ashlee: then kruce found his shoe
Kirstin: I think I'll let you tell the story
Ashlee: and hit jake over the head with it
Ashlee: and jake passed out on the futon
Kirstin: and it landed on bayshore
Ashlee: so kruce went back in the closet
Kirstin: then we came along
Ashlee: to whack off
Ashlee: wtf
Ashlee: no we didnt
Kirstin: not paying any attention
Ashlee: we're online
Kirstin: YES
Kirstin: oh.
Kirstin: sheesh ashlee
Kirstin: I was talking about omgashoe
Kirstin: -_-
Ashlee: you gots to get it straight
Kirstin: yeah Ijm pretty lame.
Ashlee: ok so then jake finally wakes up from being passed out
Ashlee: and tyler is banging on the closet door
Ashlee: so jake gets tyler out
Ashlee: and they're like
Ashlee: wtf is kruce?!
Ashlee: right?
Ashlee: so they are searching the whole house for him
Ashlee: then they hear *splooge*
Ashlee: and they look in the closet
Ashlee: and omfg
Ashlee: theres kruce
Ashlee: whacking off still
Ashlee: 4 hours later
Ashlee: and hes still going at it
Ashlee: so tyler is like dude let me get in on this
Ashlee: so he starts whacking it
Ashlee: and jakes like "OMG YOU GUYS ARE GAY!"
Ashlee: and he goes in the living room and dances naked to cher
Ashlee: the end
Kirstin: so right now their still whacking off?
Ashlee: yes
Ashlee: to chineese midget porn
Kirstin: hmm..
Ashlee: im telling you
Ashlee: thats whats going on
Ashlee: thats why they're not online
Ashlee: they're in jakes "art" room
Ashlee: whacking off
Ashlee: while jake is dancing naked to Cher
Kirstin: lmao!