numbah TWO [voice]

[omgkeigo]

Plagues. What the hell. PLAGUES.

UHHHH IS THIS A MEDIEVAL SIMULATION GAME? A RENAISSANCE FAIRE? Because honestly, you guys are taking your roles very seriously and it's starting to freak me out.

...at least I have tin foil. Though I feel like I need  a sword and armor or something.

What if this is really happening. What if people really are dying.

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[championess]

...and do what, slash at the Bubonic Plague?

[omgkeigo]

It's a medieval disease.

[championess]

You...totally missed out when they were handing out intelligence.

[omgkeigo]

SWORDS CAN SLICE THROUGH ANYTHING, OKAY.

voice

[browning_baby]

............ roles?

Are you kidding?

voice

[omgkeigo]

I am dead serious, lovely lady.

voice

[browning_baby]

This isn't a game, kid. Haven't you noticed?

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[omgkeigo]

Asano Keigo, actually.

[pinkenthusiasm]

...Tin foil?

[omgkeigo]

TIN FOIL.

[pinkenthusiasm]

...Is that...

...the shiny stuff you can crumple up and make sparks in the microwave with?

[omgkeigo]

...There's a reason you don't put it in the microwave, little girl.

[endswithme]

Reality check: this is real.

[omgkeigo]

HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE.

[endswithme]

Don't ask me. Ask whoever runs this freaky place.

[omgkeigo]

CONSPIRACY!

[reginagloriae]

...Asano-san doesn't know?

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[omgkeigo]

YOUUUUKOOOOOOOOOO!!!

[omgkeigo]

Know what?

[reginagloriae]

This is... real, Asano-san. Everything is real.