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[omgthatsgay]

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[potion_devotion]

*dons fangs and a Count Chocula accent*

I come to feed on your misery and despair. Ha ... ha ... ha.

[omgthatsgay]

Dear vampiric being,

You amuse me. I am glad that you wish to feed on my misery and despair. You shall never go hungry again.

With all due respect,
Michael.

[silleh_illeh]

MmmmmmmmMichael. <3333333

I loff you, and I demand you to loff me back.

-Ill3h the Great.

[omgthatsgay]

Dear Ill3h the Great,

I will loff you back, but only if you remember that the journal that you wish to read--which happens to be this very one--is extrememly horrible. But, if you really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really want to read it, that is fine with me.

With all due respect,
Michael.

[retired_ego]

Hello. Will you add me? I promise you won't incur any mental damage.

[omgthatsgay]

Dear Meow,

I shall add you, but remember, I will NOT pay for any manic depression prescriptions you may need after reading this journal.

With all due respect,
Michael.

[sadiemay]

Hello. My name is Sadie. I wish you to add me. I am able to handle such things that are considered unhappy because half of it may be caused by me in part. I understand that everything I do is of my own accord and at my own risk. I also realize that I cannot hold you responsible of any temporary or permanent damage to any of my psychological functions. I know that any actions that I take in response to this journal are not to be accounted for as your fault, and that you did nothing to provoke any possible future physical or emotional attacks since it was my decision to request being added. I am all-knowing of your policy on comments and reading your journal would 'tickle my pickle'. I highly recommend that you consider adding me.

[omgthatsgay]

Dear Sadie,

I am quite impressed. You are one of the precious few that are able to handle the frightful events that are to be retold in this journal. I suppose I am correct in assuming that you are quite eccentric, which is a fancy word for 'crazy'. I wish with all my heart that you were normal, so that you needn't read these unspeakable tales contained in this journal, but, as I said, whatever tickles your fancy, a phrase that you all should know by now.

[sadiemay]

Thank you for your time. You are indeed correct to say that I am eccentric, though I say it intending for the word to mean 'pleasantly odd'. I am extremely pleased to have an opportunity to view your exquisite journal. It is not my wish to be normal, for no one truly is so. If all were 'normal', this would be a very boring world indeed. Your journal as well as others provide a refuge for hiding from these foolish and idealistic fantasies of sameness. I don't even know if 'sameness' is a word. Thank you again for letting me have the pleasure to read and reread your journal.

[hufflepuff_jade]

<3.

[omgthatsgay]

Dear <3 person,

You are added at your own risk.

With all due respect,
Michael.