[Filtered to Kenny and Kyle]

Uh, dude...

You know, uh.

...

>_>

I--

I'm gonna puke.

Kenny! Get your ass over here!

Goddammit, that fucking closet has too many spiders in it. >|

((He's been hiding from Kyle, the wuss.

...Wow, he hasn't done much other than PMS since getting to Avoria. x_x))

Goddammit Kenny!

Why the hell is Kyle drunk?

Where the fuck'd my puffer go?

Fuck you, fatass!

...

Dude, I'm just gonna go crawl into a fucking hole now and die wait until the fucking nail-polish fucks off.

((Basic story; Stan was kidnapped by Kaoru to be... "fixed". He dressed Stan in different outfits, "Hmm"ed, made notes, put make-up on the kid, plucked his eyebrows, waxed his arms and legs, painted his nails and styled his hair ( Read more... )

I take back all of those times I said I wished it was hotter in South Park.

...Dude, what the hell? I thought Shelley wouldn't be able to drag me out again after I put those locks on my door ( Read more... )