Comments | ominick: The More Boys I Meet, The More I Love My Dog.

ominick

The More Boys I Meet, The More I Love My Dog.

Dec 22, 2008 18:35

I'm not sure if any of you are aware of this fact, so I'll fill you in: I absolutely REFUSE to be set up by my mother. There are certain areas of my life in which she should NOT be involved, and my love life is one of them. Not only that, she's been conspiring with my next door neighbor and a helper who assists said neighbor with her autistic son ( Read more... )

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flyminion December 23 2008, 00:45:45 UTC

Haha, the lovely gay community at UNCG. Sadly, I think they're fairly representative, minus wearing their sexuality on their sleeves. Even the more discreet ones are still depraved sluts, according to people who have taken a glance at craigslist and gay.com.

desertsunrise84 December 23 2008, 06:36:08 UTC

So basically, the sooner we get married, the sooner you won't have to worry about all that.

I'm just sayin'.

flyminion December 23 2008, 07:12:03 UTC

Also, a couple of hours after I read this post, I heard that my lesbian friend's mom tried to hook her up with the neighbor's straight female yoga instructor. This is relevant because this girl resembles Sarah Benedek, and her last name is Benefield. She is pictured below in the sunglasses.

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desertsunrise84 December 23 2008, 14:03:22 UTC

Jesus. Someone has stolen my face. And added like 15 pounds to it. Regardless, that's my face.