The ride ( Read more... )

Bounce. Bounce. Bounce. Bounce.

"Ma, you didn't have to..."

Squeak. Squeak. Squeak. Squeak.

"Yeah, she likes it..."

( Bounce. )

( Spoils an event in Max Payne 1 )

Which one do you want to know about? The 2005 Chevy Impala parked in my garage? The eight stitches a week I averaged on Poseidon? Or my uncanny habit of attempting to coach the Princeton Lady Tigers from the bleachers? It all depends on your meaning of the word "ride ( Read more... )

The dirty places my mind would take that. But it won't, because this is public and I don't get into the habit of discussing my sex life in a public forum. Especially considering I just nailed my ex-fiancee, or rather he nailed me, and now I'm addicted to him all over again.But I've had my share of good rides in my lifetime. You know, the ones that ( Read more... )

This week's challenge:

Tell us about the ride.

Topic responses are suggested at 150-250 words, but more or less is fine.

Have fun!

The place was like a stereotypical secret agent novel front for criminal operations - a seemingly abandoned, labyrinth-like warehouse twenty odd miles away from the city, complete with booby traps, snipers, crates upon crates of weapons and armor, and state of the art surveillance not limited only to cameras and motion detectors - stray and die, ( Read more... )

Brittany: I lied to him.
Josh: You did what?
Brittany: I told him you'd asked me to marry you. I thought it might force him to get over me. Or at least to make up his mind. That was how I ended up going down to see him. That was why it happened.
Josh: Good idea, but not well executed. [pauses] Just out of curiosity, then, if I did ask you to marry ( Read more... )

When I lived in Las Vegas, I knew that sex was part of the equation. Considering that Vegas is like the hooker and stripper capital of the United States. Not to mention that I was living with a man who, while a good friend whom I owed a hell of a lot, would hit with anything that happened to have breasts and a nice pair of legs. Sex sells, and in ( Read more... )

My first time, huh? Let's see...

I probably wasn't ready. Actually, I know I wasn't ready.

It was awkward and clumsy. Alright, I was awkward and clumsy ( Read more... )