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[omniconcert]

Hey, everybody! Guess what!

I kidnapped Shinji! And, like, I'm going to hold him for ransom or whatever. So, um....

I guess that's it?

((OOC: Following this conversation. ))

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[prodigal_axe]

Help, help, I'm a walking cliche! I need some mobs and shit to rescue me right now.

[Hammering new boards in the bar wall while he bemoans his 'kidnapping.']

[omniconcert]

Go Shinji! Go! Tell them how, like, I'm beating you up and stuff or something.

[prodigal_axe]

Oh no. This hammer. It's not hitting the wall at all.. that's my face, you know? Hurts like hell.

I don't know how I can joke about this, considering. But eh. Hard to take her seriously.

[church_man]

...What.

[omniconcert]

You totally heard me!

[church_man]

That's not kidnapping, dumbass.

[omniconcert]

Yes it is.

[overshadowedboy]

It doesn't work that way.

[omniconcert]

Yes it does!

[overshadowedboy]

No it doesn't... kidnapping people won't do you any good anyway.

[omniconcert]

It makes people listen.

[Voice]

[nummeh_souls]

Ha! Let him rot.

The kind of ransom that a guy like him can fetch is probably not all that big anyway.

[omniconcert]

Nuh-uh. Everyone'd miss him and stuff.

[prodigal_axe]

I told you they wouldn't give a shit. See how they laugh.

[omniconcert]

He's totally, like, trying to hide his true feelings or something!

text.

[leatherrr]

... You're doing it wrong.

It's not a proper kidnapping without a shitty video or a note in newsprint or something.

OOC || a.k.a. totally saw that one conversation. 8| He's such a stalker.

[omniconcert]

A newsprint note...?

How do I get one of those?

text.

[leatherrr]

Well, first of all you'd need newspaper or something else printed. Then you cut out the letters one by one and paste them into a message saying 'I want twelve cans of cheese for this guy' or whatever.

[omniconcert]

Okay!

Wait, where do I find newspapers and stuff?