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[omniconcert]

Everyone, listen up! I’ve got, like, the most important announcement ever, okay? So, don’t totally forget it and stuff!

ME AND STAN DARLING ARE GETTING MARRIED!

And, like, everyone (except lame Ari) is invited! We’ll probably have the wedding once the pukey rain stops! It’ll be so totally romantic!

Now to tell Stan darling...

Comments

[optimysticmaya]

Woah, congratulations! I can't wait to see what the cake looks like!

[omniconcert]

Ohmigosh, I'm totally going to tell the Scientist to make me the biggest, most awesome cake ever. And, like, if they don't, I'll totally beat them up!

1/3

[overshadowedboy]

!!!

2/3

[overshadowedboy]

...

3/3

[overshadowedboy]

You aren't serious....

No way this is true!

[omniconcert]

Yeah, I know. I totally wasn't sure if I was going to invite you, too. But, like, there will be so much awesome from me and Stan darling getting married, we'll like defeat your lameness once and for all!

[prodigal_axe]

...

Shouldn't you tell... uh, ask Stan before you plan all this?

[omniconcert]

Nope!

[prodigal_axe]

So let me guess. If he says no, it's gonna be a shotgun wedding.

[omniconcert]

Wait, if I shoot him, he'll marry me?!

what is this, bridezilla, discedo cut?

[pilot_princess]

Me and Dominic are getting married first! We planned it already!

Linda's the star. B|

[omniconcert]

Um, well, you can totally have your wedding and whatever. It just won't be as awesome as me and Stan darling's!

As if! Anemone's in it to win it.

[pilot_princess]

Mine's going to be so much better than yours!

Pfffffftt. WHO IS THE TEEN IDOL HERE? CERTAINLY NOT YOU.

[omniconcert]

Um, like, that's so totally cute. It's, like, a totally good dream to have, you know?

[eviltriumphs]

NO.

[omniconcert]

Oh, Stan darling! Stop playing hard to get!

[eviltriumphs]

Let me try one more time to get this through your thick skull so that my words will echo through the empty cavern between your ears loud enough to have even the barest ounce of my loathing for a marriage between us lodge in your heart like a pine needle of doubt and suffering:

I DON'T WANT TO MARRY YOU, BUBBLY ANNOYANCE!! I DON'T LIKE YOU. I CAN BARELY TOLERATE YOU. THE RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN YOU AND I IS ONLY BORDERING ON PLATONIC, AND THAT'S ONLY BECAUSE YOU'RE UNQUESTIONABLY LOYAL. I DON'T THINK YOU HAVE THE BRAINS TO EVEN CONSIDER REBELLION, SO LOYALTY ISN'T SAYING MUCH. YOU'RE LIKE A FLUFFY LITTLE PUPPY THAT LICKS MY FACE NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES I KICK YOU! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! WE ARE A MASTER AND SERVANT. NOTHING MORE. IT'S NEVER GOING TO BE ANYTHING MORE, YOU SCREECHING IRRITATION! NEVER!!

Did any of that reach you? Any at all?

[omniconcert]

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