THE OFFICIAL PAIRINGS LIST/SIGN UP POST
Okay! It's time! Please peruse the list below, and then complete your sign up in the comments. Please give us your name and the objects/individuals that you are claiming. More than one claim can be laid on a pairing, however, if you see three people have already claimed your item/person/thing, please consider another. It's not like there aren't a lot of them. That said, if you claim fifteen prompts because you aren't sure, you better be writing all of them, sister/brother. Don't be greedy grabbyhands.
Here are the RULES AGAIN, because there was some confusion:
1. After you sign up, you are not obligated to post, but we will be sad pandas if you don't. THAT SAID, Posting will go live on the comm on OCTOBER 19TH, and the fest will run until it stops, or until OCTOBER 31st.
2. If you end up writing something not on the list that is fine. Likewise if you end up writing something you did NOT sign up for. (If you read this far, go you! Put the word "fork" in your comment and we'll see how many we get!)
3. HOW DO I KNOW IF MY STORY/ART QUALIFIES FOR THE FEST? If it's not human. And if it's a metahuman, THE SEXUAL ACT MUST CONTAIN A USE OF THE METAHUMAN ABILITIES. PUT SIMPLY: IF THE SEX SCENE READS AS A STRAIGHT UP HUMAN/JACK SEX SCENE, UR DOIN IT RONG.
THIS IS NOT UP FOR DEBATE WHEEDLING, WHINGING, OR RATIONALISING. THANKS! XD.
Now, the list. If I left your suggestion off the list, it was either because 1. It didn't qualify, or 2. It was so effing complicated that I couldn't condense it into list format (this was mostly concepts that just went O_o at). I am sorry about that, but there's only so much I can do. A lot of people didn't name the fandom of the thing they suggested, and if I couldn't find it on google I left it off. I feel this is only fair.
I'LL BE HONEST. THIS LIST RIPPED THE SHIT OUT OF ME. IF SOMETHING YOU SUGGESTED ISN'T ON HERE, DON'T TELL ME, AND DON'T COMMENT. JUST SIGN UP FOR IT YOURSELF. THE LIST IS FOR INSPIRATION. YOU ARE NOT BOUND TO IT. (I was serious about the "fork" thing.)
ORGANISED BY FANDOM:
2001: A Space Odyssey: HAL
10th Kingdom: Wolf, the prince in the dog
Accelerando: Manfred Macx
Addams Family: Cousin It, Thing
Aladdin: the lamp, the genie
Alice in Wonderland: the Cheshire Cat, the Queen of Hearts
Aliens
American Gods: Wednesday
Animorphs: Elfangor
Anne McCaffrey's Dragonrider series: dragons
Anita Blake: Nathaniel, Jason, Jean-Claude,
Arthur Machen: The Great God Pan
Authority (The): Jenny Sparks
Avenue Q: All the muppets
Babar the Elephant
Barbarella: The Excessive Pleasure Machine
Batman: Poison Ivy
Battlestar Galactica: non-humanoid Cylon/Centurion
Babylon 5: Delenn, Kosh, Centauri
Back to the Future: the Delorean
Being Human: Mitchell, Annie
Bladerunner: Pris
Blakes Seven: Orac, the Liberator
Blob (The) (you know, from the film of same name)
Blood Ties: Henry Fitzroy
Bride of Frankenstein (The)
Buck Rogers: that little robot that went 'beedeebeedeebeedeebeet.'
Buffy/Angel: Lorne, Drusilla, Spike, Illyria, Clem
Callahan's Saloon: Ralph
Care Bears
Champion the Wonder Horse
Cliver Barker's Abarat: Christper Carrion
Clive Barker's Imagica: Pie 'oh' Pah
Creature from the Black Lagoon (The)
Darkstalkers: Hsien-Ko, Felicia, Morgan
Dark Star: the alien pet
David Brin: Jophur (/traeki), neodolphins, etc
Day the Earth Stood Still (The): Gort
DCU: Martian Manhunter, THE ENTIRE GREEN LANTERN CORPS, Swamp Thing, Superman, Wonder Woman,
Death Note: Ryuk
Discworld: The Librarian, Mr. Shine, Great A'Tuin, The Luggage, Susan, Death, The Octavo
District 9: a prawn
Doctor Who: Daleks, the 456, the TARDIS, the Chula ship, the Compact Laser Deluxe Pistol, the TARDIS wardrobe, Slitheen, Adipode, Mister Smith (from SJA), sonic screwdriver, The Library, The Face of Boe, Nestene Consciousness, Human Dalek Sec, Lady Cassandra O'Brien, Chantho, Jabe, The Cassini Sisters, Ood Sigma, The Weeping Angels
Dogma: Loki, Bartleby, God
Dracula
Dragonball Z: Piccolo
Enemy Mine: Jeriba "Jerry" Shigan
Ender's Game: Formics
Enid Blyton: The Wishing Chair, Noddy, Timmy, Angry Pixie, Silkie, Moonface
Everworld: Hel
Farenheit 451: mechanical hound
Fifth Element (The): the blue opera singer
Fairy Tales: the 7 dwarves, Rumplestiltskin, the mirror in Snow White
Farscape: Moya
Final Fantasy: a chocobo, a mog, Sephiroth, Kimahri
Firefly: Serenity
Flubber
Fraggle Rock: trash heap
Futurama: Leela, Bender, Dr. Zoidberg
Galaxy Quest: a Thermian
Gargoyles: Goliath (or any Gargoyle)
Geiko Gecko (The)
Get Smart: Hymie
Ghostbusters: The Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man
Ghost in the Shell: Motoko Kusanagi, tachikoma
Girl Genius: von Pinn
Good Omens: Aziraphale, Crowley
Herbie the Love Bug
Ian McDonald's Sacrifice of Fools: The Shian
H. Beam Piper's Little Fuzzy: Little Fuzzy
Half Life 2 The combines
Halo: Cortana
Harry Dresden: Bob the skull
Harry Potter: the elder wand, Aragog, Buckbeak, Devil's Snare, Venomous Tentacula, Firenze, Nagini, magical portraits, the sorting hat, Voldemort, Sirius in animagus form,
Hellblazer: demon John Constantine, Ellie the Succubus
Hellboy: Abe Sapien, Johann Krauss, Hellboy
Hellraiser: Pinhead
Hetalia: Arthur's unicorn
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (The): Ford Prefect, Zaphod Beeblebrox, The Heart of Gold, Marvin, the doors, Hooloovoo, Vogon, the Total Perspective Vortex, Agrajag
Jorge Luis Borges's The Library of Babel (the actual library)
Jurassic Park: velociraptor
Knight Rider: KITT
Labrynth: Jareth, Hoggle, the fieries
Land of the Lost: a sleastak
Larry Niven: Ringword (the actual planet)
Lexx: the ship
Lilo & Stitch: Stitch
Littlest Hobo (The)
Little Shop of Horrors (The): the plant (Audrey II)
Lord of the Rings: Sauron, Galadriel, Legolas, Gimli, the one ring, Treebeard (or any Ent), Shelob
Lost: smoke monster,
Marvel Universe: Jarvis (IM movieverse only(, Nightcrawler, the Iron Man armour, the Hulk (in Hulk form, not Bruce Banner), Spiderman, Wolverine, Quicksilver, Scarlet Witch, Mystique, Hex
Max HEadroom
Men in Black: the coffee making aliens
Mercedes Lackey: Yfandes (or any Companion), Alta (any Suncat)
Merlin: Dragon
Metropolis: Maria
Moomin: Hattifattners, Snuffkin
Monkey: Monkey
Monsters, Inc.: Sully, Roz
Muppets/Sesame Street: Kermit, Miss Piggy, Oscar the Grouch, Bert, Ernie, Gonzo (with Camilla!), Animal
Mythology: Coyote, Quetzalcohuātl, Itzcoliuhqui, Macuilxochitl, Mictecacihuatl, Persephone, a manticore, a kitsune, a siren, the skeleton army that fought the Argonauts, a nymph, the serpent from the Garden of Eden, God, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, the devil, Zeus, LOLCAT, Fenrir, Hel, Nidhoggr, Yggdrasil
Naomi Novik: Temeraire
Neil Gaiman's Verses: The Corinthian, Death, any endless, Lucien's Library
Neverending Story: Falkor, Xayide, Morla
Oblivious: Lusty Argonian Maid
Octavia Butler's Xenoganesis: Oankali
Pan's Labrynth: The Fawn
Peter F. Hamilton: Voidhawks, Blackhawks
Phillip Pullman's His Dark Materials: Iorek Byrnison, anyone who has a daemon
Pokemon: Jigglypuff, Lucario
Portrait of Dorian Gray (the actual portrait)
Predator (The)
Q-The Winged Serpent
Red Dwarf: Cat, the whole crew, actually, including Holly
Riddick
Robert Rankin's Brentford Trilogy: Marchant, The Wonder Bike
Robin Hobb's Assassin/Traders Fool Trilogy: The Fool
Rupert Bear
Sanctuary: Bigfoot
Shark Attack 3: the megalodon
Ship Who Sang (The)
Shrek: Shrek, Fiona
Silent Hill: Pyramid-Head
Slayers: Zelgadis Greywards
Sleeper: The Orgasmatron
Smurfs (The): Smurfette
Sonic Universe: Tails
Spirited Away: Haku
Stargate Atlantis: wraiths Mike, Steve or Todd, Wraith Queen, an Ascended Ancient, Hermiod, Wraith hiveships,
Star Control: VUX
Star Trek: Elim Garrak, Data, Lore, Worf, Odo, Q, Quark, the Horta, Spock, Gaila (reboot), Odo, Ensign Narath, K't'lk, Tribbles, Lt. M'Ress (Caitian), Changeling, the oilslick monster that killed Tasha Yar, Dax (any Dax)
Star Wars: Jabba the Hutt, Rancor, Ewoks, the monster in the trash compactor, Jar-Jar Binks, Darth Maul, Kit Fisto, General Grievous,
Supernatural: the Impala, Castiel
Tank Girl: Booga
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Terminator (The)
Titan A.E.: Stith
Thundercats (any)
Torchwood: the stopwatch, the bouquet of flowers, Owen bought for Tosh in "Adam", the wrist-strap, one of Ianto's suits, THE RAF COAT, cyberized Lisa Hallett, coffee machine (post CoE only!), Toshiko's toolkit, Owen's GP manbag, John Hart's poodle, computer Mainframe, Rift Manipulator, SUV, Rizen Mitten/Resurrection Gauntlet, The Rift, Jack's Webley, Abaddon, Janet.
Transformers: Optimus Prime, Bumblebee (all Transformers, really)
Tripods (The): Skloodzi
Tron: a program
True Blood: Marianne, Godric, Eric
Twilight: Edward Cullen, and virginal vampire
Umbrella Academy: Hazel/Cha-Cha
V: Diana
Vampire Hunter D
Vintner's Luck (The): Xas
Vorkosigan Saga: Bel Thorne
Warhammer: Skaven
Watchmen: Dr. Manhattan
Watership Down: any (rabbits?)
Whale Rider: the whale
White Fang
X-Files: Ken Naciemento (the psychic surgeon)
Yu-Yu Hakusho: Kurama, Hiei
Zelda: Navi, Link, Morpha, Prince Ralis
NON FANDOM CREATURES:
Loch Ness Monster
Christmas Elves
Your mom
Werewolves
unicorns
squid
any cereal mascot
horses
gorgons
sphinxes
RANDOM OBJECTS:
"that really sexy quartz crystal that he met at the, you know, party"
a feather boa
a beach ball
a beanstalk
The Bible
M & Ms
Beefeater helmet
HOBBIES (fly fishing, gardening, craftmaking-JACK/BEDAZZLER ZOMG)
Warm apple pie
Potted plant
Ivy
grass
LOCATIONS (like, fuck the location, or multiple things in it):
Harrod's
Gwen and Rhys's flat
Ianto's kitchen
M&S Food
The Rosetta Stone
The WASHINGTON MONUMENT
GO TO THE HEAD OF THE CLASS (THE WACKED OUT THINGS):
/ (as in the punctuation symbol, or any punctuation symbol)
gravity
dark energy
the cosmological constant
There you have it! Please leave a note in the comments to claim a…thingy!
REMEMBER: POSTING WILL GO LIVE ON THE COMM ON OCTOBER 19TH, AND THE FEST WILL RUN UNTIL IT STOPS, OR UNTIL OCTOBER 31ST.
HAVE FUN!
Here are the RULES AGAIN, because there was some confusion:
1. After you sign up, you are not obligated to post, but we will be sad pandas if you don't. THAT SAID, Posting will go live on the comm on OCTOBER 19TH, and the fest will run until it stops, or until OCTOBER 31st.
2. If you end up writing something not on the list that is fine. Likewise if you end up writing something you did NOT sign up for. (If you read this far, go you! Put the word "fork" in your comment and we'll see how many we get!)
3. HOW DO I KNOW IF MY STORY/ART QUALIFIES FOR THE FEST? If it's not human. And if it's a metahuman, THE SEXUAL ACT MUST CONTAIN A USE OF THE METAHUMAN ABILITIES. PUT SIMPLY: IF THE SEX SCENE READS AS A STRAIGHT UP HUMAN/JACK SEX SCENE, UR DOIN IT RONG.
THIS IS NOT UP FOR DEBATE WHEEDLING, WHINGING, OR RATIONALISING. THANKS! XD.
Now, the list. If I left your suggestion off the list, it was either because 1. It didn't qualify, or 2. It was so effing complicated that I couldn't condense it into list format (this was mostly concepts that just went O_o at). I am sorry about that, but there's only so much I can do. A lot of people didn't name the fandom of the thing they suggested, and if I couldn't find it on google I left it off. I feel this is only fair.
I'LL BE HONEST. THIS LIST RIPPED THE SHIT OUT OF ME. IF SOMETHING YOU SUGGESTED ISN'T ON HERE, DON'T TELL ME, AND DON'T COMMENT. JUST SIGN UP FOR IT YOURSELF. THE LIST IS FOR INSPIRATION. YOU ARE NOT BOUND TO IT. (I was serious about the "fork" thing.)
ORGANISED BY FANDOM:
2001: A Space Odyssey: HAL
10th Kingdom: Wolf, the prince in the dog
Accelerando: Manfred Macx
Addams Family: Cousin It, Thing
Aladdin: the lamp, the genie
Alice in Wonderland: the Cheshire Cat, the Queen of Hearts
Aliens
American Gods: Wednesday
Animorphs: Elfangor
Anne McCaffrey's Dragonrider series: dragons
Anita Blake: Nathaniel, Jason, Jean-Claude,
Arthur Machen: The Great God Pan
Authority (The): Jenny Sparks
Avenue Q: All the muppets
Babar the Elephant
Barbarella: The Excessive Pleasure Machine
Batman: Poison Ivy
Battlestar Galactica: non-humanoid Cylon/Centurion
Babylon 5: Delenn, Kosh, Centauri
Back to the Future: the Delorean
Being Human: Mitchell, Annie
Bladerunner: Pris
Blakes Seven: Orac, the Liberator
Blob (The) (you know, from the film of same name)
Blood Ties: Henry Fitzroy
Bride of Frankenstein (The)
Buck Rogers: that little robot that went 'beedeebeedeebeedeebeet.'
Buffy/Angel: Lorne, Drusilla, Spike, Illyria, Clem
Callahan's Saloon: Ralph
Care Bears
Champion the Wonder Horse
Cliver Barker's Abarat: Christper Carrion
Clive Barker's Imagica: Pie 'oh' Pah
Creature from the Black Lagoon (The)
Darkstalkers: Hsien-Ko, Felicia, Morgan
Dark Star: the alien pet
David Brin: Jophur (/traeki), neodolphins, etc
Day the Earth Stood Still (The): Gort
DCU: Martian Manhunter, THE ENTIRE GREEN LANTERN CORPS, Swamp Thing, Superman, Wonder Woman,
Death Note: Ryuk
Discworld: The Librarian, Mr. Shine, Great A'Tuin, The Luggage, Susan, Death, The Octavo
District 9: a prawn
Doctor Who: Daleks, the 456, the TARDIS, the Chula ship, the Compact Laser Deluxe Pistol, the TARDIS wardrobe, Slitheen, Adipode, Mister Smith (from SJA), sonic screwdriver, The Library, The Face of Boe, Nestene Consciousness, Human Dalek Sec, Lady Cassandra O'Brien, Chantho, Jabe, The Cassini Sisters, Ood Sigma, The Weeping Angels
Dogma: Loki, Bartleby, God
Dracula
Dragonball Z: Piccolo
Enemy Mine: Jeriba "Jerry" Shigan
Ender's Game: Formics
Enid Blyton: The Wishing Chair, Noddy, Timmy, Angry Pixie, Silkie, Moonface
Everworld: Hel
Farenheit 451: mechanical hound
Fifth Element (The): the blue opera singer
Fairy Tales: the 7 dwarves, Rumplestiltskin, the mirror in Snow White
Farscape: Moya
Final Fantasy: a chocobo, a mog, Sephiroth, Kimahri
Firefly: Serenity
Flubber
Fraggle Rock: trash heap
Futurama: Leela, Bender, Dr. Zoidberg
Galaxy Quest: a Thermian
Gargoyles: Goliath (or any Gargoyle)
Geiko Gecko (The)
Get Smart: Hymie
Ghostbusters: The Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man
Ghost in the Shell: Motoko Kusanagi, tachikoma
Girl Genius: von Pinn
Good Omens: Aziraphale, Crowley
Herbie the Love Bug
Ian McDonald's Sacrifice of Fools: The Shian
H. Beam Piper's Little Fuzzy: Little Fuzzy
Half Life 2 The combines
Halo: Cortana
Harry Dresden: Bob the skull
Harry Potter: the elder wand, Aragog, Buckbeak, Devil's Snare, Venomous Tentacula, Firenze, Nagini, magical portraits, the sorting hat, Voldemort, Sirius in animagus form,
Hellblazer: demon John Constantine, Ellie the Succubus
Hellboy: Abe Sapien, Johann Krauss, Hellboy
Hellraiser: Pinhead
Hetalia: Arthur's unicorn
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (The): Ford Prefect, Zaphod Beeblebrox, The Heart of Gold, Marvin, the doors, Hooloovoo, Vogon, the Total Perspective Vortex, Agrajag
Jorge Luis Borges's The Library of Babel (the actual library)
Jurassic Park: velociraptor
Knight Rider: KITT
Labrynth: Jareth, Hoggle, the fieries
Land of the Lost: a sleastak
Larry Niven: Ringword (the actual planet)
Lexx: the ship
Lilo & Stitch: Stitch
Littlest Hobo (The)
Little Shop of Horrors (The): the plant (Audrey II)
Lord of the Rings: Sauron, Galadriel, Legolas, Gimli, the one ring, Treebeard (or any Ent), Shelob
Lost: smoke monster,
Marvel Universe: Jarvis (IM movieverse only(, Nightcrawler, the Iron Man armour, the Hulk (in Hulk form, not Bruce Banner), Spiderman, Wolverine, Quicksilver, Scarlet Witch, Mystique, Hex
Max HEadroom
Men in Black: the coffee making aliens
Mercedes Lackey: Yfandes (or any Companion), Alta (any Suncat)
Merlin: Dragon
Metropolis: Maria
Moomin: Hattifattners, Snuffkin
Monkey: Monkey
Monsters, Inc.: Sully, Roz
Muppets/Sesame Street: Kermit, Miss Piggy, Oscar the Grouch, Bert, Ernie, Gonzo (with Camilla!), Animal
Mythology: Coyote, Quetzalcohuātl, Itzcoliuhqui, Macuilxochitl, Mictecacihuatl, Persephone, a manticore, a kitsune, a siren, the skeleton army that fought the Argonauts, a nymph, the serpent from the Garden of Eden, God, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, the devil, Zeus, LOLCAT, Fenrir, Hel, Nidhoggr, Yggdrasil
Naomi Novik: Temeraire
Neil Gaiman's Verses: The Corinthian, Death, any endless, Lucien's Library
Neverending Story: Falkor, Xayide, Morla
Oblivious: Lusty Argonian Maid
Octavia Butler's Xenoganesis: Oankali
Pan's Labrynth: The Fawn
Peter F. Hamilton: Voidhawks, Blackhawks
Phillip Pullman's His Dark Materials: Iorek Byrnison, anyone who has a daemon
Pokemon: Jigglypuff, Lucario
Portrait of Dorian Gray (the actual portrait)
Predator (The)
Q-The Winged Serpent
Red Dwarf: Cat, the whole crew, actually, including Holly
Riddick
Robert Rankin's Brentford Trilogy: Marchant, The Wonder Bike
Robin Hobb's Assassin/Traders Fool Trilogy: The Fool
Rupert Bear
Sanctuary: Bigfoot
Shark Attack 3: the megalodon
Ship Who Sang (The)
Shrek: Shrek, Fiona
Silent Hill: Pyramid-Head
Slayers: Zelgadis Greywards
Sleeper: The Orgasmatron
Smurfs (The): Smurfette
Sonic Universe: Tails
Spirited Away: Haku
Stargate Atlantis: wraiths Mike, Steve or Todd, Wraith Queen, an Ascended Ancient, Hermiod, Wraith hiveships,
Star Control: VUX
Star Trek: Elim Garrak, Data, Lore, Worf, Odo, Q, Quark, the Horta, Spock, Gaila (reboot), Odo, Ensign Narath, K't'lk, Tribbles, Lt. M'Ress (Caitian), Changeling, the oilslick monster that killed Tasha Yar, Dax (any Dax)
Star Wars: Jabba the Hutt, Rancor, Ewoks, the monster in the trash compactor, Jar-Jar Binks, Darth Maul, Kit Fisto, General Grievous,
Supernatural: the Impala, Castiel
Tank Girl: Booga
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Terminator (The)
Titan A.E.: Stith
Thundercats (any)
Torchwood: the stopwatch, the bouquet of flowers, Owen bought for Tosh in "Adam", the wrist-strap, one of Ianto's suits, THE RAF COAT, cyberized Lisa Hallett, coffee machine (post CoE only!), Toshiko's toolkit, Owen's GP manbag, John Hart's poodle, computer Mainframe, Rift Manipulator, SUV, Rizen Mitten/Resurrection Gauntlet, The Rift, Jack's Webley, Abaddon, Janet.
Transformers: Optimus Prime, Bumblebee (all Transformers, really)
Tripods (The): Skloodzi
Tron: a program
True Blood: Marianne, Godric, Eric
Twilight: Edward Cullen, and virginal vampire
Umbrella Academy: Hazel/Cha-Cha
V: Diana
Vampire Hunter D
Vintner's Luck (The): Xas
Vorkosigan Saga: Bel Thorne
Warhammer: Skaven
Watchmen: Dr. Manhattan
Watership Down: any (rabbits?)
Whale Rider: the whale
White Fang
X-Files: Ken Naciemento (the psychic surgeon)
Yu-Yu Hakusho: Kurama, Hiei
Zelda: Navi, Link, Morpha, Prince Ralis
NON FANDOM CREATURES:
Loch Ness Monster
Christmas Elves
Your mom
Werewolves
unicorns
squid
any cereal mascot
horses
gorgons
sphinxes
RANDOM OBJECTS:
"that really sexy quartz crystal that he met at the, you know, party"
a feather boa
a beach ball
a beanstalk
The Bible
M & Ms
Beefeater helmet
HOBBIES (fly fishing, gardening, craftmaking-JACK/BEDAZZLER ZOMG)
Warm apple pie
Potted plant
Ivy
grass
LOCATIONS (like, fuck the location, or multiple things in it):
Harrod's
Gwen and Rhys's flat
Ianto's kitchen
M&S Food
The Rosetta Stone
The WASHINGTON MONUMENT
GO TO THE HEAD OF THE CLASS (THE WACKED OUT THINGS):
/ (as in the punctuation symbol, or any punctuation symbol)
gravity
dark energy
the cosmological constant
There you have it! Please leave a note in the comments to claim a…thingy!
REMEMBER: POSTING WILL GO LIVE ON THE COMM ON OCTOBER 19TH, AND THE FEST WILL RUN UNTIL IT STOPS, OR UNTIL OCTOBER 31ST.
HAVE FUN!