Fic: Oral Tradition (G)

[lazy_neutrino]

Title: Oral Tradition
Author: lazy_neutrino
Rating: G
Length: 1300
Summary: What really happened at the end of DH is a closely guarded secret. Humour/character death.
Warnings: Don't eat while reading.
Author's note/Disclaimer: Written as a birthday gift for kennahijja. Thanks to fpb for the beta. All remaining mistakes are mine.

Comments

[sgt_majorette]

I do love a good Crookshanks fic!

[lazy_neutrino]

hello -- nice to see you here! I don't think I've seen many other stories about him -- got any links? Thanks for dropping by!

[sgt_majorette]

I have to be careful reading your fics -- I've yet to get over Harry on the swing after killing Remus -- but I figure if I don't go back too far, I'm safe...

Anyway, the only fic I can link to is this one by Bufo Viridis (if anybody's heard from him recently...) that I posted on my website: Crookshanks as a "Practical Cat"

[lazy_neutrino]

I haven't heard anything of Bufo Viridis in ages! I shall have to look out that one you've linked to -- thanks.

Do feel free to ask if you ever want to read something -- I know a lot of my stories tend to verge on the bittersweet and rather angsty and quite a few of them make me cry. No need to leave feedback either -- I'm not touting for it as I've been very lucky and I think I get much more than I deserve.

[secretsolitaire]

*howls* That's fabulous.

[lazy_neutrino]

thank you!

[lazy_neutrino]

thank you! Sgt majorette has links to another story in the thread just above this...

[hogwartshussy]

'Tis a wondrous thing! I'm glad the true story of the Defeat of the Dark Lord can now be told. Death by hair ball, properly horrendous as was fitting!

Here also is something that I've long waited to be recognized:

There was a cat also, who could become a woman if she chose, and who was called by them McGonagall. A handsome, bespectacled tabby. A beautiful cat.'

[lazy_neutrino]

I was really pleased when I thought of that -- but it does make sense. If we think she's a human who turns into a cat obviously they think she's a cat who turns into a human! thank you for commenting -- I'm glad you enjoyed the fic !

[mindabbles]

Oh, this is delightful! Love the cat who could become a woman and "I would have called him "blackie." What fun!

[lazy_neutrino]

I wanted desperately to incorporate something about the green eyes and lightning shaped scar but I couldn't find a way to do it elegantly so I just went for Blackie...!