Comments | omnomfuckyeah: Day TWENTY-THREE is saved, thanks to ME

omnomfuckyeah

Day TWENTY-THREE is saved, thanks to ME

Dec 02, 2009 22:32

Never leaving my guns in the apartment during an alien-turkey invasion again. Every environmentalist back home would have held a million protests 'cause of all those trees I pulled out...

But that doesn't matter! What does matter is that Salkia hasn't shown his face to me, the HERO, since I arrived! If anyone knows where this guy is, it would be ( Read more... )

turkey, back-up, awesome, russia sucks, uprooted trees, communism sucks, russia, salkia, treaty, let's avoid the tennis court, fucking commies, temporary congress, democracy fuck yeah, superman strength, all political-like

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[Voice - snarled, at that] injureaheart December 3 2009, 04:37:28 UTC

Keep your disreputable nonsense quiet!

[Voice] 1/2 omnomfuckyeah December 3 2009, 04:45:14 UTC

[here it goes again...people sounding just like a certain ex-mother country he knows]

[Voice] 2/2 omnomfuckyeah December 3 2009, 04:46:39 UTC

It's not nonsense! I'm trying to reach an agreement with the nation/territory/colony/province/kingdom gross, kingdoms/principality/whatever of Salkia! It's very important!

[Voice] injureaheart December 3 2009, 04:48:30 UTC

Cease your stupidity! You will reach nothing with this place unless you are powerful enough to engage its attention.

[A dry snort.]

From its lack of response, you apparently do not merit such.

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madcuriosity December 3 2009, 05:12:25 UTC

Perhaps... I could try Mr. America? I'm not sure how good it would be but I'm certainly willing to try!

as;ldfjas; Alice~ omnomfuckyeah December 3 2009, 05:32:02 UTC

[aww...he feels like a papa] Of course you can try, Alice! Hey, you can help write the rough draft, how about that?

Lol England will be pissed your colonizing his native madcuriosity December 3 2009, 05:38:01 UTC

Frabjous! I will my very best!

So very, very tsundere-y pissed XD omnomfuckyeah December 3 2009, 05:45:44 UTC

Awesome! I'm looking forward to it!

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deadliestberet December 3 2009, 05:36:20 UTC

Um sir, I'm not sure a lot of people on this island will really care if we start up a Constitutional Republic here.

omnomfuckyeah December 3 2009, 05:49:23 UTC

Ha ha, we're not looking that far into yet. Just gotta get Salkia to come out from wherever he is so that we can strike up some kind of treaty or alliance!

Good samaritan, what's your name?

deadliestberet December 3 2009, 05:57:36 UTC

Samaritan? I'm Private Preston Marlowe.

omnomfuckyeah December 4 2009, 05:54:14 UTC

Yes! You must be if you know about--Private? You're in the army? Which country do you serve and protect and swear your allegiance to?

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spiralloving December 3 2009, 06:23:36 UTC

May I ask what a hero is?

[1/?] alsdkfa;slfja Nia~! <3 omnomfuckyeah December 4 2009, 05:55:17 UTC

A hero? You don't...?

[2/?] omnomfuckyeah December 4 2009, 05:56:04 UTC

I'll tell you what a hero is!!

[3/?] omnomfuckyeah December 4 2009, 05:57:24 UTC

A hero is someone who PROTECTS and FIGHTS FOR the very LIBERTIES and NATURAL RIGHTS of all mankind!

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niveuspenna December 3 2009, 06:50:21 UTC

...You want to start a sort of goverment in the island?

omnomfuckyeah December 4 2009, 06:08:11 UTC

Not yet! Gotta get a set of ideas to go by and present the final document to Salkia, and depending on that a new alliance might be made and maybe we can reach an agreement to let everyone off this island!