001 [[Voice/Video/Text]] Week 1, Saturday

[omnomnomsweets]

[Through the whole post, the voice keeps cutting in and out; when it's on, there's a quiet string of irritated muttering but i's too far from the mic to be coherent. ]

Testing, testing... If anyone can see this, feel free to ignore it. I'm just testing the capacity of this- ah, a laptop, I believe it was called? So move along now, nothing to see

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[voice foreverr]

[tsunderivore]

*there is something like a hissing noise coming from your computer now*

[Still on video]

[omnomnomsweets]

[Technofail Break totally thinks he broke it. He frowns and starts pressing and clicking things more or less random- here, have two more copies of the text part of the above message.]

[tsunderivore]

*among hissing* Stupid clown...!

[omnomnomsweets]

[WHAT THE HELL HE DIDN'T EVEN TOUCH IT WHY WON'T IT STOP HISSING-

...Oh. Again, a huge smile.]

I seem to have found a little lost rabbit... how delightful!

Audio (Accidental)

[eclipseplz]

[ Grumbled lowly: ]

One of us needs to know how to use these.

[ And this is followed by a low murmur ]

Voice (Definitely NOT accidental)

[omnomnomsweets]

Why yes, it would be useful. I think I've figured it out now, though. Would you like me to teach you?

Audio

[eclipseplz]

[ A long silence is followed by an amused grunt of sorts ]

What you've demonstrated is hardly worth allowing you into my service. It'll be five hundred years before I need the likes of you to lecture me.

Voice

[omnomnomsweets]

Five hundred years? Oh dear. You must be in quite a state if that's how long it'll take you to figure this out. Are you sure you don't want my help?