TH1RD ♎ V3RD1CT [ACCIDENTAL VIDEO]

Feb 18, 2011 21:23

[ As the starbeast communicator flips on and begins recording, one might be able to make out the faint outline of one Tavros Nitram-- it's the horns that give it away-- before someone off screen turns on a light that hangs over his head. Yep. That's definitely Tavros, looking nervous as Terezi Pyrope-- nay, THE PROSECUTION-- descends on him like an AVIANBEAST OF PREY (minus the keen vision). There's a long, drawn-out silence as the woman stares smells him down, tapping her cane against the floor. ]

Did you honestly think you could cavort around with that lothesome, voracious woman-- that harpy-- and get away with it? Did you honestly think that such infidelity would be overlooked? Your insubordination reeks like week-old grubloaf!

[ Terezi's got a roleplay itch she hasn't been able to scratch (having only one Scalemate), and Tavros just happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time. ]

THINK AGAIN, TAVROS NITRAM. [ Terezi grabs him by the bull horns. ] WHILE THE PROSECUTION MAY BE BLIND, REST ASSURED THE LEAGUE OF LEGISLACERATORS SEES ALL.

Ummmm!! [ Oh god WHY, Tavros yelps! ] T-terezi!! I-I'm sorry!!

You're sorry? [ She leans in closer, sniffing the side of his face. She can smell your deceit! ] If apologies were sufficient, there'd be no need for the Threshecutioners!

[ This is making him FIDGET uncomfortably!] U-ummm!! B-but I am--sorry! I-I didn't think I was d-doing anything--wrong!

Tsk, tsk. [ Terezi pulls out her DOUBLE-HEADED TROLL CAEGAR, flipping it through the air. ] The PROSECUTION smells right through you, Mr. Nitram.

[ Oh no, that look of horror on Tav's face just grows.] T-terezi!!

[ The coin lands. A favorable flip! It seems you're safe, Tavros.

... Not.

Terezi throws her arms up as a maniacal grin stretches across her face. She's blind, remember? Of course you didn't forget. ]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

[ Oh GOG. This is not good at all!] Uhhhhhhhhh!

[ That's when-- quite suddenly-- Terezi pulls out the rope and lassos the bull-horned troll, yanking sharply with the intent of pulling him out of the chair and onto the floor. Tavros yelps with surprise as he falls forward and onto the ground, rope around him. What the hell, Terezi-- and why are you now hopping on his back and riding him around the apartment?!

JUSTICE. IT HAS BEEN SERVED.

This is your punishment for making her worry about you, moirail. >:[ ]

prosecutor pyrope reporting for duty, justice is blind, teal deer crossing, this is probably vriska's fault, rails before pails

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