F1FT33NTH ♎ V3RD1CT [VIDEO + TEXT]

Jul 16, 2011 23:42

[ S'up, Vatheon. Guess who's been in a coma, dead to the world, for the last two weeks? And guess who is finally starting to show signs of life again? Your favorite blind legislacerator, that's who! But it appears she's not quite awake yet, oh no. Oh no, no, no. Not until she's gone and thoroughly embarrassed herself by rolling over onto her SFC ( Read more... )

just five more minutes, my think pan is full of fuck, teal deer crossing, ffffffuuuuuu, who is making me breakfast, longest nap ever

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text; ninthserenade July 17 2011, 06:27:45 UTC
[All of that drool? He couldn't help but laugh a little bit. Trolls sure were weird. He'll spare her the blaring music in his room though and reply with text.]

morning dude~

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text; omnomr3dch4lk July 17 2011, 06:41:54 UTC
[ She was dreaming about delicious things, okay? Deliciously red things. ]

1 4M NOT SUR3 HOW 1 F33L 4BOUT B31NG C4LL3D 4 DUD3
4NYW4Y 4R3 YOU G1ONG TO M4K3 M3 BR34KF4ST?
1 4M PR3TTY F4M1SH3D NOT GO1NG TO L13 >:[

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text; ninthserenade July 17 2011, 06:53:35 UTC
[Like cherry pie?]

what should i call you then? and i can probably nuke some toaster strudels and bring some over if you dont mind instant stuff

what kind do you like? i got cherry, chocolate, blueberry and apple oh and theres icing you can put on them its pretty good

i mean youre pretty cool and stuff so i wouldnt really mind sharing stuff.

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text; omnomr3dch4lk July 17 2011, 06:58:37 UTC
[ Precisely. ]

DUD3S 4R3 DUD3S 4ND 1M 4 G1RL
TH3 COOL3ST 4ND MOST 4W3SOM3 G1RL YOULL 3V3R KNOW
4ND YOU SHOULD C4LL M3 T3R3Z1 >8D
1 4M NOT SUR3 WH4T 4 TO4ST3R STRUD3L 1S BUT 1F 1T COM3S 1N CH3RRY TH3N 1 4M SUR3 1T 1S D3L1C1OUS
BY TH4T 1 M34N 1F YOU H4V3 CH3RRY ON3S 1 WOULD B3 MOR3 TH4N H4PPY TO T4K3 TH3M OFF OF YOUR H4NDS H3H3H3H3H3

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1/2 ishades July 17 2011, 06:37:48 UTC
[ OH SHIT. ]

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2/2 text; ishades July 17 2011, 06:39:37 UTC
wake up youre late for school
made you pancakes but theyre fucking stones now
i put them in a ziplock bag good luck finding a microwave
jegus terezi you were out for what felt like months

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text; assuming this takes place after karkat's found her derp derp omnomr3dch4lk July 17 2011, 06:46:34 UTC
WH4T
1 W4SNT OUT FOR MONTHS DONT B3 SO DR4M4T1C >:[

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text; ishades July 17 2011, 06:48:47 UTC
sarcasm
anyway what was up with that

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[text] derparcana July 17 2011, 10:24:39 UTC
[ ... D'aaaw, Terezi. He figures he'll text her, since she attempted to do that a bit. ]

sorry i dont cook and im not where you are
so i dunno what youre having for breakfast buuut.....
good morning Terezi-chan!!! ~~~ヾ(^∇^)
Have a nice nap???
it sure was a long one!

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[text] omnomr3dch4lk July 17 2011, 22:46:24 UTC
[ D'aaw, Ryoji. ]

H3Y M1ST3R B4N4N4SC4RF
TWO W33KS 1SNT 4 N4P
OR SL33P
1TS MOR3 L1K3 4 COM4 >:\

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[text] derparcana July 20 2011, 11:44:40 UTC
hahaha i know that silly!! ( ̄▽ ̄)ノ
i was just kidding anyway
sounds like one of those sleep coma thingies hit you pretty hard, Terezi-chan!!! 「(゚ペ) wonder if the sandman got you...
i hear hes really devious!!!

[ ... Is he joking or not? ]

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[text] omnomr3dch4lk July 21 2011, 00:39:28 UTC
WH4T 4 S4NDM4N?
SOUNDS L1K3 4 M4N M4D3 OF QU3ST1ON4BL3 1NT3GR1TY 4ND S4ND
JUST1C3 N3V3R R3STS YOU KNOW
1LL T34CH TH4T R4PSC4LL1ON FOR PUTT1NG M3 TO SL33P

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[text] meddlefussyfang July 17 2011, 10:55:16 UTC
Oh Good Are You Awake
It Seems Youve Been Asleep For
Some Time
They Should Be Glad To Find Youre Up

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[text] omnomr3dch4lk July 17 2011, 22:50:14 UTC
1T W4S QU1T3 R3FR3SH1NG, 4H4H4H4H4H4H4!
SO WH4T H4V3 1 M1SS3D, K4N??

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[text] meddlefussyfang July 18 2011, 21:57:25 UTC
Yes I Dont Doubt
Well Im Not Actually Sure Which Day You Fell Asleep
Were We All In Different Bodies And All
There Hasnt Been Another Curse Since Then At Least
But The Shadows Have Been Getting Increasingly Active At Night
If You Head Outside Its Best To Be Mindful Of The Time

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[text] omnomr3dch4lk July 21 2011, 00:27:03 UTC
1 TH1NK 1 P4SS3D OUT SHORTLY 4FT3R 1 B3C4M3 TH4T K1V4 TH1NG
BUT 1T SOUNDS L1K3 1 D1DNT M1SS MUCH!
THOS3 MYST3R1OUS SH4DOWS SOUND PR3TTY MYST3R1OUS
4ND D1STURB1NG
4NY L34DS??
W3 SHOULD PROB4BLY TRY TO F1GUR3 OUT WH4TS GO1NG ON

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[Audio] formida8le July 17 2011, 12:06:12 UTC
I can't believe I was fucking subjected to your 8 gallons of drool right there. I'm going to get nightmares, thanks a lot, you disgusting bitch!

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[Audio] omnomr3dch4lk July 17 2011, 22:51:26 UTC
[ S'up kismesister? ]

Hehehehe, don't worry, Vriska, I know you're just feeling so deprived! But I saved some just for you.

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[Audio] formida8le July 20 2011, 15:30:11 UTC
I feel so loved! So much that I think I'm going to vomit.

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[Audio] omnomr3dch4lk July 21 2011, 00:28:26 UTC
Good! I hope you vomit up all of your insides while you're at it! Hehe!

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