Malicious fancy.
Musing on what might make Dawkins comprehend why it is not unreasonable for a woman alone in an elevator with an unknown man to feel a little anxious.
Elevator. 4am. RD enters. A large evangelical Christian enters. The elevator begins, slowly, to ascend.
RD: Smile, nod, ignore.
EC: Leans in. "Have you opened your heart to Jesus?"
RD: "Uh... no."
EC: Would you like to?"
RD: "No."
EC: "I want you to have Jesus in your heart." *pulls out a piece of eucharist and a knife.* "I'm going to put Jesus in your heart."
RD: (considers his options and thinks to himself) 'Okay, now I understand why RW felt anxious at that conference that time.'
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Elevator. 4am. RD enters. A large evangelical Christian enters. The elevator begins, slowly, to ascend.
RD: Smile, nod, ignore.
EC: Leans in. "Have you opened your heart to Jesus?"
RD: "Uh... no."
EC: Would you like to?"
RD: "No."
EC: "I want you to have Jesus in your heart." *pulls out a piece of eucharist and a knife.* "I'm going to put Jesus in your heart."
RD: (considers his options and thinks to himself) 'Okay, now I understand why RW felt anxious at that conference that time.'
This entry crossposted from http://tangent-woman.dreamwidth.org/551876.html with
comments. Please comment there if you feel inclined. You too can have a Dreamwidth blog. Ask me how!