One Night In Vegas // Hey! Say! JUMP

Oct 05, 2011 12:11

One Night In Vegas (or What Happens In Vegas (Stays In Vegas) (But Only If You Pay Off The Tabloids))
Hey! Say! JUMP
PG-13, 1608 words
Hikaru thinks an Elvis wedding is the best idea ever. Inoo trolls the world. Takaki can't decide between Yabu and a hooker. Chinen is too young for casinos. Shenanigans in Las Vegas!

Five shots of tequila in an hour and Hikaru is well on his way to being shitfaced. )

%oneshot, hey say jump

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crazy_otaku911 October 5 2011, 19:22:39 UTC
omg, Takaki, the choices, the CHOICES.

INOO, BEST TROLL EVER. xD

(Chinen being nice and smart and Yuto just being nice (wtf word fail there) and both obviously too young. HAHAHAHAA CHINEN, YOU CLEVER BASTARD.)

Poor Keito. xD I just can't, he just wants his shake.

And LMAO POOR YAMADA. Aw, kid can't catch a break.

wtf, forgot half of what I wanted to say, YOU GET EDITED COMMENTS OKAY.

Drunken Hikaru is amazing. XD I remember you showing me the first bit over IM and OMG love it so much, he's so ridiculous and then like THE KING DOES NOT CARE ABOUT PANTS OKAY. Priceless. XD

Does Daiki get the hooker? 8D?

Lmao, forever amused. YAY YOU ACTUALLY WROTE JUMP FIC. I REJOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE

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omoikkiri October 5 2011, 19:55:27 UTC
Hahaha ALWAYS WITH THE FLOOD IN MY INBOX &heartssssss;
ilu and your comments a lot :3

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hikarinoniji October 5 2011, 19:34:59 UTC
I can't even describe how amused I am.

I love Hikaru, I just-- poor Yabu. I had such a gigglefit every time he appeared.

I love Inoo too. Seriously, if his career as an idol doesn't work out he can always become a professional troll. He would be awesome.

I feel so, so sorry for Keito XD and Yamada, poor Yama-chan being left out. I could almost hear him say it. /pats him

Yabu could drink legally, he should have done so when he had he chance. Oh well, at least he got proposed XD

I just loved it all. Really. ♥

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omoikkiri October 5 2011, 19:53:51 UTC
Poor Yabu not having anything to drink is only because I... had to use it as a plot (plot? what plot!? -_-) device :xxx lol SORRY YABU ♥

And yay I'm glad you liked it!

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crazyfaucet October 5 2011, 20:55:49 UTC
When I read that you submitted this I clicked on it instantly! Then I went through it and I couldn't stop laughing!

Hikaru drunk, Chinen's snarkiness, Yuto's height, Takaki/Daiki wanting Keito to pick up a hooker, Inoo's a troll no matter the environment, poor Yamada had to work, Keito ignoring the whole thing and Yabu needing to be drunk more than anyone else.

“Pants! Who needs pants!” And to Yabu’s horror, Hikaru leans down and tugs Yabu’s pants off again. “Elvis doesn’t care about pants!” I will never get over that line! It is too amazing and priceless!

Hikaru looks nauseated and in pain, leaning heavily against a pillar. Thoroughly enjoyed this image!

I don't get why you choice to use the verizon tagline where you did? For some reason it isn't clicking in my head. Would you please explain it to me >_Actually, it isn't a rumor! They went to Vegas for a photoshoot for Myojo and most likely the new school calendar ( ... )

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omoikkiri October 5 2011, 21:13:08 UTC
Thank you! I feel honored :D

Verizon tagline: ...actually there's no meaning HAHA and I decided to take out the note at the end about it after all, because it was just... I don't know ;;; lmao, just random!

Aww, yeah I'm actually trying to get into writing more HSJ. This one is kind of like my "feeler" into writing them, just to test out characterization and all that.

Glad you enjoyed~! :D

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crazyfaucet October 5 2011, 21:35:08 UTC
You're welcome ^^ My pleasure ^^

Ahhh! Okay then. Just wondering.

It was perfect, your characterization! Yuto's line where he is trying to read the johnny rockets sign was something I could 100% see Yuto doing! Though Keito would have laughed at him a little bit while offering his milkshake i find with 7 that listening to their radio show is a very good way to figure out their speech patterns and discover how they interact with each other. You can find a handful of them at tomo_roses page

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omoikkiri October 6 2011, 03:10:34 UTC
XD thank youuu! I'm glad you enjoyed it!

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rinrin_qq October 6 2011, 09:37:00 UTC
so that's what (may or may not) happened in Las Vegas LOL ^O^

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omoikkiri October 7 2011, 03:34:05 UTC
All of this totally happened in my world, no matter what anyone says hahaha!

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