fic: Star Crossed Pop Tripe [PG-13]

May 23, 2007 21:29

Title: Star Crossed Pop Tripe
Author: momo (omoshiroina)
Pairing: Joey Fatone/Kame. YES.
Genre: AU, Crack masquerading as semi-angst, Love, REALITY
Summary: Joey Fatone and Kame = OTP. Joey picks Kame up. Elsewhere, Jin is choking on a 5 lb. big Mac.
Notes: SAM. I'm sorry for suddenly ninja-ing into the scene and stealing one of your prompts yet again. I ( Read more... )

momo, joey fatone/kame

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samenashi May 24 2007, 06:42:55 UTC
I seriously. jakdsd

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I just.

There are actual tears in my eyes.

SDKFAKSFDLJ;JKSDLFJKDLSFDALKSJFDLSKJFSFDALKJALSFDJK;ADSLJK;FA;JLDSKFJLSK

I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU. GOD I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING LONG ENOUGH TO TYPE SOMETHING COHERENT. FUCK, I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT I AM SITTING HERE THINKING ABOUT HOW ROMANTIC JOEY FATONE/KAME IS. LADS;KJFSDLFKJ;FSDLKJFLDSJK AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

He supposes he should feel gulity - the boy is only but a little bud of a man. He thinks he probably won't even grow into one. Japan is miraculous like that

WHY IS THIS SO GOOD. IT'S ABOUT KAME AND JOEY.

Dangerously fragile body structure aside, his face is better than a thousand unintentional peeks under schoolgirl skirts.

AMAZING AMAZING AMAZING AMAZING. YOU HAVE MY HEART. ♥

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omoshiroina May 24 2007, 06:53:32 UTC
OH OH OH OH SAAAAAAMMMM

THAT ICON *DIESDIESDIES*

I THINK I'M GOING TO BURST WITH HAPPINESS. I'M SO HAPPY SO SO SO HAPPY THAT YOU LIKED THIS. I WAS THINKING OH GOD IT'S TOTAL TRIPE JUST LIKE THE TITLE PEOPLE WILL THINK I'M NUTS BUT WITH YOUR STAMP OF APPROVAL I CAN NOW BREATHE A SIGH OF RELIEF.

YOU HAVE MY HEART.

AND YOU HAVE MINE. I LOVE YOU AND THE WAY YOU INSPIRE. ♥

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samenashi May 24 2007, 06:57:58 UTC
K;LJFKJLAFKLJDS TOTAL TRIPE. GOD. NO. I THINK EVEN IF YOU WROTE, LIKE, Kame falls into a vat of toxic waste and transforms into a ninja turtle for a week! How will he get along with Leonardo, Michelangelo, Donatello, and Raphael? And what did Splinter mean when he mentioned Kame playing a part in 'the prophecy'?" IT WOULD STILL BE AMAZING. JUST BECAUSE OF THE WAY YOU WRITE. GOD, I KEEP LAUGHING OUT LOUD BUT I AM BEING SO SINCERE. YOU ARE WONDERFUL.

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samenashi May 24 2007, 06:48:50 UTC
The way Kazuya tugs at his hair he likes to think he knows what it means even without consulting the dictionary by the bedstand.

IT'S SO ROMANTIC HOW IS IT SO ROMANTIC :((((((((((((((((((

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omoshiroina May 24 2007, 06:54:59 UTC
IDKKKKK. MYSTERY OF THE UNIVERSE. I MEAN I KINDA CHOKED ON MY JUICE WHEN I REALIZED I REALLY DID IMPLY JOEY/KAME SEX. askdjasjdhajksd

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soundczech May 24 2007, 07:04:58 UTC
THIS IS INCREDIBLE

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omoshiroina May 24 2007, 07:06:28 UTC
THANK YOUUUU ♥

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samenashi May 24 2007, 07:05:23 UTC
There is no choir, but there are those five boys on the stands, feathers and dead animals adorning their tuxedos, clapping their hands and singing It's tearin' up my heart when I'm with you, but when we are apart I feel it, too again and again and again.

I jasl;kdg;sl I keep rereading. Pasting to people. Laughing to myself. Thinking about how sasjdgld HOW UNEXPECTEDLY HOT JOEY/KAME HAS BECOME

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omoshiroina May 24 2007, 07:13:56 UTC
....don't make me think of writing nc-17 joey/kame aksjajdhahdahd

Pasting to people

Oh my goddddd. I feel sort of embarrassed now. aksjakdjadhajdk

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samenashi May 24 2007, 07:16:57 UTC
sam: i know.
fitz: GOD I AM SO JEALOUS L:ASKDAS:LDKASD:LKASDL:KASD
sam: BAWLING
fitz: IT'S EATING ME UP AS:LDKA:LSKDAS:DLKASD:LKASD:LKASD:LKASD:LASKD:LASKD:LASKD:LASKD:LASDK:LASDK:LSADKA:SLDK
sam: LK;JFADSLK;JADSFKJLDSFAASDJKFLASDLKFFADSMKLDMKL;FADSLKMFDSMKL
FSDKLFDASKMAFDSMKSFDAKML;DSFMKLDSFMKLDSFMAKLDFSMALK;DFKML;AM;SDKAF
well fitz
it was nice talking to you
maybe you can contact me again when you actually have some fic to show me?
fitz: I HAVE FIC BUT IT'S NOWHERE NEAR AS GOOD AS THIS A:LDK

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soundczech May 24 2007, 07:24:22 UTC
my life

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naruchu May 24 2007, 07:12:14 UTC
The whole time I was reading this fic... I was picturing Joey Fatone to be who is actually Chris Kirkpatrick.
... lulz. *fails*

Slashing Kame with all these foreigners (South Park) has the best results ever. He's so bloody adorable when he's speaking broken English and misunderstanding their hearts. *sigh*
Anyways.
He steals a playful look at the beautiful, girly-lipped boy who he wants to fuck again and again, nodding slowly, happily, like a satisfied child in a candy store. He knows that the tsunami rising up in his chest is real.
IS THIS TRUE LOVE OR WHAT? NOBODY CAN RESIST FALLING IN TRUE LOVE WITH KAME, THAT'S RIGHT. ♥

...are you going to write that Justin/Kame fic now? That would be so much hotter )= It's not repetitive, no waizzz. It could N'SYNC/Kame. srsly.

Awesomess.

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omoshiroina May 24 2007, 07:46:22 UTC
Slashing Kame with all these foreigners (South Park) has the best results ever.

I'm not ashamed to admit that that fic played a part in intensifying my desire to write Kame/Foreign Dude fic. I MEAN. Kame deserves to be slashed far and wide.

...are you going to write that Justin/Kame fic now? That would be so much hotter )= It's not repetitive, no waizzz. It could N'SYNC/Kame. srsly.

N'Sync/Kame orgy. lasjkakdjadkjaj *ded*

Thanks for reading! Glad you liked it~.♥

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