this is the world we live in: people write books specifically for me. to be exact, tom robbins. to be even more exacter, the exactness of planting seeds with the tip of a pencil, Even Cowgirls Get the Blues. it would be more likely for the hilton sisters to write me out their wills than it would be for tom robbins to stop writing books ( Read more... )

this is a trick from the days of yore- when they wrote in lemon juice to secret lovers ( Read more... )

this is for my folkers who got snot on their shoes ( Read more... )

so here's to playing with your brains!! here's to washing the counters with hot dog oil! here's to another great day ( Read more... )

my shit kinda hurts
it's my birthday

life is so simultaneously great and really awful all at once ( Read more... )

today i learned how to play a samba beat on the congas ( Read more... )

wise words from alisha ( Read more... )

girl has a genuine interest in boy ( Read more... )

what i wrote instead of my art history essays, by melanie bernal ( Read more... )