Do you wanna know the truth of it? I don't have a husband, he don't play the trombone....

[onavolta]

Damn Wallingford- and its pathetic parade full of the gays, their adopted kids with gender neutral names, and the fucking sun. I hate being sunburned, especially on the top of my feet. Dag yo, shit hurts. Although it is at times ridiculous how much working for Clowns Unlimited is not really work, coupled with my hatred for the sun and children,

Comments

FYI

[morenamuse]

if you ever tire of having intercourse with extraordinarily attractive people I'd certainly be willing to marry you.

Re: FYI

[onavolta]

We should definitely get married, and together raise your half Spanish child together in holy gay matrimony. (Can we name him Carlo-as in Carlo Rossi? His middle name can be Blush...)

sala ke pa yo!

[wutheringheight]

Rachel -

If you ever tire of writing about food, you can spend some time writing about how hot you are from the perspective of a lonely, overworked and well-travelled soul who longs to see you. Happy to hear you're doing better...and that you're making enough greenbacks to afford non-Ramen food. Believe me, I actually have been where you were.

PS Re: your comment on Joe Bauer's journal. Adopted kids from Calcutta generally turn out to be kids who graduated from Shari's to Allegro to oblivion. They usually look brown to the naked eye. (By oblivion I mean teaching hottie-bam-botties in France and cleaning boats while improving kindergarteners' readings skills in incestuous port towns). Some weekend post-September, when I'll have weekends off, I would LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE to hang out with your sassy ass.

all my love. i'm serious.
xoxo
kris

Re: sala ke pa yo!

[onavolta]

Oh Kris Olsen,

It's been far too long since we have chain smoked together outside of Cafe Allegro. You realize that you are going to have to clear up some time in your ever-so-busy schedule to come up and wish Rosemary a proper fairwell before her departure, right? I'm thinking sexy rockin' party...

I have a friend who told me about a guy from her college going on a strictly ramen diet for a period of about six months, and he actually contracted scurvy. Scurvy?! Isn't that amazing? Totally piratecore-good thing we both survived.

Sometime post-September (I will finally be 21!) we must hit the town for some whiskey and shit talkin'. I've really missed your precious face, and reading your livejournal always brightens my day, and it is reassuring to know that someone I respect so much is doing such great deeds worldwide.

Heart,
Rachel.

p.s.- Adopted kids from Calcutta 4 Eva!

[anonymous]

raise your hand if you are going to see sigur ros. Long time no talk my once dear friend rachel. We turn 21 soon, shall we have a reunion?Oh by the way its Nate. I miss you.

consider my hand raised SO high....

[onavolta]

Precious and wonderful Nate! Where have you been hiding? I miss you as well, and would love to have a "dag, we're almost 21" themed reunion. My new phone number is 206.245.5485-you should drop me a call.

Jesus and I love you,
Rachel.

bitch please.

[conduct4life]

[conduct4life]

ps: go check out Brian Wharton's livejournal. you can find it on my userinfo page. god that guy pisses me off.