Oh, think again...wutheringheightSeptember 9 2005, 01:59:29 UTC
Um, no, Bleepin' Rachel Mothafuckin' ORHEIM is the pimp's juice, swear to tha Doggfather, Son and Holy GhizzOST she makes me bounce.
She's a box office hit both "in the box" AND at the office.
Her middle name was changed to "Fuck Yeah" two days after she was born.
She brings all the boys to the yard even when they know she ain't home.
She's the cigarette after a great meal AND great sex, the joint that gets everyone on the dance floor, Mrs. Robinson's leg on the cover of The Graduate.
Most of the people on the above list were invented simply to make her laugh, make her dinner or make her moan.
Ah, and if there were a way to elevate Ramen to an art form. It's like this, you probably shouldn't but you know you have... see, she's the one Ramen noodle that you KNOW ya fork ain't never gonna cut, it just wraps around and around, its savoury, slippery, guilty pleasure evading your tongue once again. How can you miss what you'll never get, huh world? Be lucky she's knows your name.
verizon is a father raper
anonymous
September 17 2005, 16:24:14 UTC
only cool people have disconnected phones from verizon...yet another thing we have in common. if you get this today you should call me at work 425 259 3798. i was envisioning something like this: you and i, the new sigur ros album, some cocaine, and possibly some 2004 vintage carlo rossi. sound fun? call me. heart, naet
Re: verizon is a father raperonavoltaSeptember 17 2005, 22:38:12 UTC
Nate,
I'm in New Mexico! I just got here today, and I'm not going to be back until the 24th. However, there is nothing I would love to do more when I return than participate in said scenario. Sigur Ros, vintage Carlo, and coke would be a perfect return to Seattle. I'll be checking my e-mail this week, and I'll be pretty bored during the days since Rosemary has to work and go to class, so you should write me. I will write back.
goo goo goo joob
anonymous
September 21 2005, 00:41:58 UTC
i would e-mail you a bagillion and a half times if only i knew your e-mail address. i fixed my typewriter so i am no longer near the brink of insanity!!! yay me. hope your having fun, tell rosemary's baby i say hello. much love...nate.
Re: goo goo goo joobonavoltaSeptember 22 2005, 23:17:42 UTC
hey nate, my e-mail address is reo2@u.washington.edu. typewriters are so fucking awesome! i hope that you are typing furiously with a smoke dangling from your lips and a stiff drink in your hand. i am having fun, despite the horrendously hot weather. we must listen to the new sigur ros before the concert, especially since i have only listened to two songs. maybe on monday or tuesday? i can call your work sometime if you let me know when you will be there, and hopefully we can plan something.
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Hahahahaha. Well put.
And, I'd totally marry you! I'd be well sexed!
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She's a box office hit both "in the box" AND at the office.
Her middle name was changed to "Fuck Yeah" two days after she was born.
She brings all the boys to the yard even when they know she ain't home.
She's the cigarette after a great meal AND great sex, the joint that gets everyone on the dance floor, Mrs. Robinson's leg on the cover of The Graduate.
Most of the people on the above list were invented simply to make her laugh, make her dinner or make her moan.
Ah, and if there were a way to elevate Ramen to an art form. It's like this, you probably shouldn't but you know you have... see, she's the one Ramen noodle that you KNOW ya fork ain't never gonna cut, it just wraps around and around, its savoury, slippery, guilty pleasure evading your tongue once again. How can you miss what you'll never get, huh world? Be lucky she's knows your name.
*replaces mic*
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heart, naet
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I'm in New Mexico! I just got here today, and I'm not going to be back until the 24th. However, there is nothing I would love to do more when I return than participate in said scenario. Sigur Ros, vintage Carlo, and coke would be a perfect return to Seattle. I'll be checking my e-mail this week, and I'll be pretty bored during the days since Rosemary has to work and go to class, so you should write me. I will write back.
Heart,
Rachel.
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heart,
rachel.
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