This Little Piggy Arrived [Video/Action For New Bark]

[onaworldtour]

[So one tall, strong, and very confused teenager stumbles out of the house where 'Mom' lives, one hand clutching his head in confusion, the other clutching his Pokegear so roughly that it starts to turn on...]

That woman was my mother? But what about Mother and Father back home...? Unless... Father had an affair! And that woman is my real mother!

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[usedwaterpulse]

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[usedwaterpulse]

[W-What? Okay, really, guy? An affair? That's... that's the first excuse she's heard in... ever.] Um...?

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[usedwaterpulse]

[... Okay, NO, WHAT. WHERE ARE YOU GOING DUDE WHAT ARE YOU EVEN] Uh, h-hey, wait a second! That woman tells EVERYONE that she's their mother!

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[onaworldtour]

[He stops, haring the device. he glances down at the gear.]

... Hn. So I turned it on. My apologies.

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[onaworldtour]

[sadly, yes. He glances momentarily down at the gear before resuming his walk.]

I have no time for idle chatter.

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[onaworldtour]

[...Er. He'll be stopping now.]

... I was very sure that was the right way.

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[itsthebutz]

... You actually think that chick is your mom? [That's a first.]

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[onaworldtour]

That is what she told me.

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[itsthebutz]

She says that to everyone. She's...kinda crazy, man.

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[onaworldtour]

You mean... she has other illegitimate children too?!

[dark_surprise]

[Margarita just blinks a few times. Is this guy really that much of an idiot?]

Um, that woman just thinks everyone who arrives here is her kid. She should've given you some stuff including a lunch, at least. And you're going the wrong direction if you're trying to actually get anywhere.

[onaworldtour]

All good mothers give their kids lunches.

[dark_surprise]

I suppose they do.

[She doesn't have a lot of personal experience with mothers that weren't willing to let their daughters be burned at the stake as a witch.]

There should also be a book in the backpack you were given that explains more about what you're supposed to do here. I know you don't want to stick around, but I think there's some magic that brought us here and won't let us leave. I'd never heard of Japan until I started talking to some of the other people who were brought here, for example.

[onaworldtour]

I've got no time for magic and all of that annoying stuff, I have way more important things to get to.

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[usedkunai]

Dude... that's not... actually your mom, you know.

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[onaworldtour]

This is a personal affair, and none of your business.

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[usedkunai]

It's kind of not that personal, man. We all woke up to the same thing as that.

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[onaworldtour]

This is between me, my father, mother, and my second mother!