This Little Piggy Arrived [Video/Action For New Bark]

[onaworldtour]

[So one tall, strong, and very confused teenager stumbles out of the house where 'Mom' lives, one hand clutching his head in confusion, the other clutching his Pokegear so roughly that it starts to turn on...]

That woman was my mother? But what about Mother and Father back home...? Unless... Father had an affair! And that woman is my real mother!

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[itsthebutz]

... You actually think that chick is your mom? [That's a first.]

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[onaworldtour]

That is what she told me.

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[itsthebutz]

She says that to everyone. She's...kinda crazy, man.

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[onaworldtour]

You mean... she has other illegitimate children too?!

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[itsthebutz]

No, no! She just goes around claiming everyone is her kid. She's even said it to people older than her.

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[onaworldtour]

...

So she's not my real mother?

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[itsthebutz]

Yoooou got it.

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[onaworldtour]

...

[he's not going to admit he was an idiot.]

Regardless, I must still return to Japan.

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[itsthebutz]

Japan. Man, I remember when I visited Japan with one of my girlfriends. Good times.

Pretty sure it's nowhere near Johto though.

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[onaworldtour]

I can still make it, no matter the distance.

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[itsthebutz]

Can you cross worlds and dimensions or something then?

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[onaworldtour]

... What?

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[itsthebutz]

Well people from all different kinds of worlds and times end up here. It's like this place is a world of its own!

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[onaworldtour]

That doesn't make any sense.

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[itsthebutz]

Johto doesn't make any sense.

But yeah, I'm with ya. I still don't get it and I've been here a while.