(no subject)
( ) smoked a cigarette
( ) smoked a cigar
(x) done drugs
(x) kissed a member of the same sex
(x) drank alcohol
TOTAL: 3
Level 2
(x) been in love
(x?) been dumped
( ) shoplifted
( ) been fired
(x) been in a fist fight
SO FAR: 6
Level 3
(x) snuck out of a parent's house
(x) had feelings for someone who didn't have them back
( ) been arrested
( ) made out with a stranger
(x) gone out on a blind date
SO FAR: 9
Level 4
(x) lied to a friend
(x) had a crush on a teacher
(x) skipped school
( ) slept with a co-worker
(x)seen someone/something die
SO FAR: 13
Level 5
(x) had/have a crush on one of Your deviantart friends
(x) been to Canada
( ) been to Mexico
(x) been on a plane
(x) thrown up from drinking
SO FAR: 17
Level 6
( ) eaten Sushi
(x)been skiing
(x) met someone BECAUSE of deviantart
(x) been in a mosh pit
SO FAR: 20
Level 7
(x) been in an abusive relationship
(x) taken pain killers
(x)love someone(s) right now
(x) laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by
(x) made a snow angel
SO FAR: 25
Level 8
(x) had a tea party
(x) flown a kite
(x) built a sand castle
(x) gone puddle jumping
(x) been to fancy dress party
SO FAR: 30
Level 9
(x) jumped into a pile of leaves
(x) gone sledding
(x) cheated while playing a game
(x) been lonely
(x) fallen asleep at work/school
So FAR: 35
Level 10
(x) internet: used a fake ID
(x) watched the sun set
( ) felt an earthquake
(x) touched a snake
SO FAR: 38
Level 11
(x) been tickled
(x) been robbed/vandalized
( ) robbed someone
(x) been misunderstood
(x) pet a reindeer
SO FAR: 42
Level 12
(x) won a contest
( ) been suspended from school
(x) had detention
(x) been in a car/motorcycle accident
SO FAR: 45
Level 13
( ) had/have braces
( ) eaten a whole tub of ice cream in one night
(x) had deja vu
(x) danced in the moonlight
SO FAR: 47
Level 14
(x) hated the way you look
(x) witnessed a crime
(x) pole danced
(x) questioned your heart
(x) been obsessed with post-it notes
SO FAR: 52
Level 15
(x) squished barefoot through the mud
(x) been lost
( ) been to the opposite side of the country
(x) swam in the ocean
(x) felt like you were dying
SO FAR: 56
Level 16
(x) cried yourself to sleep
(x) played cops and robbers
(x) recently colored with crayons/colored pencils/markers
(x) sang karaoke
(x) paid for a meal with only coins
SO FAR: 61
Level 17
(x) done something you told yourself you wouldn't
(x) made prank phone calls
(x) laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose
(x) caught a snowflake on your tongue
(x) kissed in the rain
SO FAR: 66
Level 18
(x) written a letter to Santa Claus
(x) been kissed under a mistletoe
(x) watched the sun set with someone you care/cared about
(x) blown bubbles
(x) made a bonfire
SO FAR: 71
Level 19
(x) crashed a party
( ) have traveled more than 5 days with a car full of people
(x) gone rollerskating/blading
(x) had a wish come true
( ) humped a monkey
SO FAR: 74
Level 20
(x) worn pearls
(x) jumped off a bridge
(x) screamed "penis" in class
(x) ate dog food
(x) told a complete stranger you loved them
SO FAR: 79
Level 21
(x) sang in the shower
(x) have/had a little black dress
(/) had sex in the woods
(/) had sex in a park
(/) had sex in a car
(/ew) had sex in your parents room.
SO FAR: 81
Level 22
( ) got your tongue stuck to a pole/freezer
(x) kissed a fish
(x) worn the opposite sexes clothes
(x) Sat on a roof top
SO FAR: 84
Level 23
(wtf) had sex at a church
(x) screamed at the top of your lungs
(x) done a one-handed cartwheel
(x) talked on the phone for more than 6 hours
(x) stayed up all night
SO FAR: 88
Level 24
(x) didnt take a shower for a week
(x) pick and ate an apple right off the tree
(x) climbed a tree
(x) had/been in a tree house
(x) been scared to watch scary movies
SO FAR: 93
Level 25
(x) believed/belive in ghosts
(x) have/had more than 30 pairs of shoes at one time
( ) gone streaking
( ) been in jail
SO FAR: 95
Level 26
(x) played chicken
(x) been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
(x) been told you're hot by a complete stranger
( ) broken a bone
(x) been easily amused
SO FAR: 99
Level 27
(x) caught a fish then ate it
( ) made a porn video
(x) caught a butterfly
(x) laughed so hard you cried
(x) cried so hard you laughed
SO FAR: 103
Level 28
(x) mooned/flashed someone
(x) had someone moon/flash you
( ) cheated on a test
(x) forgotten someone's name
(x) slept naked
(x) French braided someones hair
(x) gone skinny dippin in a pool
( ) been kicked out of your house
SO FAR: 109
Level 30
(x) Rode a roller coaster
(x) went scuba-diving/snorkeling
(x) had a cavity
(x) Black-mailed someone
(x) been black mailed
SO FAR: 114
Level 31
(x) Been used
(x) fell going up the stairs
(x) licked a cat
(x) bitten someone
TOTAL: 118
How retarded are you?
[x] i have walked into a glass/screen door.
[x] i have tripped on my shoelace and fallen on my face.
[x] i have choked on my own spit.
[ ] ive seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it.
[ ] i type only with my pointer fingers.
[x] i have accidently caught something on fire.
[ ] ive told a cop to freak off and gotten screwed for it.
[x] i attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidently went into my nose, rather than my mouth.
[x] sometimes when i think of something funny, i laugh out loud and people look at me weird.
[x] ive caught myself drooling.
[x] ive accidently caused an explosion.
[ ] if someone says the word "fart", i cant help but laugh.
[x] ive turned into a "do not enter" one way road plenty of times.
[x] sometimes i just stop thinking & zone out.
[x] it is POSSIBLE to lick your elbow.
[x] i just tried to lick my elbow.
[x] people often shake their heads and walk away from me.
[x] people often tell me to use my "inside voice".
[x] gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking.
[ ] ive used my fingers to do simple math.
[x] ive jumped off a moving vehicle.
[ ] i ate a bug for $5 or less.
[x] im taking this test when i should be doing something more important.
[ ] i repost chain letters because im scared of what they threaten will happen if i dont.
[x] ive done some things really stupid while i was drunk.
[who knows] ive ran around naked when i was drunk.
[ ] ive ran into a golfcart tire when i was drunk
[x] ive searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was in my hand the whole time.
[x] i accidently break a lot of things.
[ ] my friends know not to use big words around me.
[x] my friends like me because im fun to laugh at.
[x] i move my head to the side when im confused.
[x] sometimes i start telling a story and suddenly forget what im talking about.
[x] ive fallen out of my chair before.
[x] when im laying in bed, i sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture.
total score [25]: (multiply by 3) I'm 75% retarded.