009. [voice] [fourth wall post]

[oncefutureking]

[static erupts across the system, quickly followed by the muffled sound of Arthur slapping the device into the palm of his hand.]

What is...

[there's a pause, and a disgruntling mutter, followed by more thumping of the speaker against Arthur's palm.]

Useless magic box. What are all these noises about?

[sigh.]At least the snow has let up. It

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[cutestnightmare]

...Camelot?

[oncefutureking]

That is what I said, yes.

[cutestnightmare]

[laughing] That's what the place you're from is called?

[oncefutureking]

I fail to see how this is humorous.

ALSJDALSDJLAD GWENNN

[oncefutureking]

Bloody cold, considering we couldn't go outside. Just looking out the window gave me a chill, and it isn't like we could build a fire since keeping it burning we would need to go out and get more woo--

[He pauses, and his tone changes drastically, immediately more quiet, as he realizes who he's talking to.]

..... Guinevere?

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

[oncefutureking]

You- Where are you? Did you just arrive? [watch him assume she's at World's End]

/must come lurk the lexi

[forhyrule]

Are you not fond of snow, My Lord?

/HAPPY FOREVER

[oncefutureking]

[He's rather flabbergasted, and it comes across in his voice. But then, he doesn't know this is a different Zelda]

Pardon me, Princess-- but were you asleep the whole time?

:>

[forhyrule]

[ So many strange people today. ]

I slept during the night and rose at dawn, as on any other day. Is that so strange?

lol check out my fail html.

[oncefutureking]

[And Arthur hasn't quite caught on yet.]

Did you miss just how cold it was? How could you sleep at all?

[wrong_lever]

Camel-what?

oh my god. yes.

[oncefutureking]

Camelot. Are you hard of hearing?

[wrong_lever]

Well clearly you're lacking in warm Alpaca textiles.

[oncefutureking]

And what is an Al-packa?

[andy_longwood]

ARTHURRRRR.

I had a dream once, we were roommates, and you made me breakfast, with pancakes, sausage, and an omelette with cheese you grated on your rock hard abs, before going off to your day job of ruling the British empire. Those were the best pancakes I ever hallucinated eating!

[oncefutureking]

[A very Long Silence. And then.]

What?

[andy_longwood]

Rock hard

absssss

Are you doing anything later?

[oncefutureking]

[LKAJSDJASLD]

What--

I am a prince. You cannot talk to me that way.