I'm Bart Calendar. I'm a drunken heterosexual freelance writer who makes a good deal of his income writing gay porn. I live illegally in the South of France and have mental health issues relating to a nervous breakdown after my wife left me eight years ago. I take Xanax and see a shrink twice a week and am slowly becoming less insane. My blog is a mixed bag. Sometimes political rants, sometimes just me fucking with people, sometimes interesting links, lots of celebrity gossip and entries about Lindsay Lohan. I'm ridiculously politically incorrect and will post ironic entries that will cause you to flip the fuck out and hate me if if you are someone who takes what is written as face value. Also, I love making fun of the stupid writer's block questions. I'm in an open relationship with Rome Girl and will flirt early and often with you if you are female and cool.
Bart lives the ex-pat life Creative Writing majors often dream about: earning a living with explicit words, drinking in the South of France, illustrating what a bit of decadence and self-awareness can do for a person. He's dissolute, honest, and better informed than you might suspect. Bart will keep you abreast of the latest Lilo happenings and translate Courtney Love with equal parts reason and pathos.
Since you mentioned dictionary.com specifically, I had to go see how they defined it. *grin* It's mostly the first definition there, with bits of the second, where it is understood that "improper" is... relative.
Me Describing Youbart_calendarJuly 22 2010, 14:02:26 UTC
A ridiculously pretty girl who is wicked smart and has written an awesome book and become a celebrity nearly overnight. Some of the most well written blog entries on Live Journal that often feature pictures demonstrating your hotness. Be warned reading OnceUpon's Live Journal puts you at a big risk of crushing on her.
Adam P. Knave is a writer and NYer extraordinaire. Respect his Hello Kitty earring. He mocks everything in equal measure but retains the ability to enjoy things both frivolous and ridiculous. He's a bad influence in the best possible way. Also, he loves his kitty. How can you not love a man who loves his cat? Not like that. This got wrong very quickly.
Hm. I usually go by Buttercup or Fennel (I'm a plant, I guess) but both those are taken on LJ. I'm an old crippled fat woman, radical feminist, cisgendered, mostly heterosexual though I don't rule anything out at this stage in my life, and I have an obsession with fiber arts. I knit, spin, crochet, sew (not so much). Aspiring foodie and megacook, I can do miracles with a propane grill and some fresh herbs and vegetables. I also consider myself a photographer though I don't have time or mobility for it like I used to. I'm rapidly becoming a curmudgeon. I do not have a problem with this. I do not tolerate bullshit and I call people out on it all the time. As a result, I don't have a lot of friends, but that suits me fine as I am rapidly becoming a curmudgeon. Also, my husband is awesome and so are my grown-ass daughters.
I'm just saying finocchio is a hell of a knitter. Entrelec socks, okay? While calibur of knitting skills don't always indicate the calibur of a person, Fennel is just that good sans her knitting needles as well. Quiet but present, she not ignoring you so much as observing. Which means you really ought to listen when she has something to say.
I'm Thea. I'm an English and German literature student and I write original fiction and fanfic. I'm an information sponge and always want to know more and ask "Why?" I'm also fat (yes, not "curvy" or anything like that :P), Goth and eat vegan a lot of the time. I'm elitist, a misanthrope a lot of the time, and very blunt in my opinions. Most of all, I'm a total nerd and do best with other nerds. On LJ, I post my fanfic, sometimes pictures of me and my daughter, and rants about how I dislike fundie Christians and stupid people in general.
lordhellebore posts things in German. She's also organized (hello, tags that are useful!) both in her approach to LJ and her responses to the stupid things people say. Many of her comments appear to have an implied "D'UH" at the end of them. This is a good thing.
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(running to dictionary.com to look up "dissolute")
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Though I'd be prone to say:
Adam P. Knave is a writer and NYer extraordinaire. Respect his Hello Kitty earring. He mocks everything in equal measure but retains the ability to enjoy things both frivolous and ridiculous. He's a bad influence in the best possible way. Also, he loves his kitty. How can you not love a man who loves his cat? Not like that. This got wrong very quickly.
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I usually go by Buttercup or Fennel (I'm a plant, I guess) but both those are taken on LJ. I'm an old crippled fat woman, radical feminist, cisgendered, mostly heterosexual though I don't rule anything out at this stage in my life, and I have an obsession with fiber arts. I knit, spin, crochet, sew (not so much). Aspiring foodie and megacook, I can do miracles with a propane grill and some fresh herbs and vegetables. I also consider myself a photographer though I don't have time or mobility for it like I used to. I'm rapidly becoming a curmudgeon. I do not have a problem with this. I do not tolerate bullshit and I call people out on it all the time. As a result, I don't have a lot of friends, but that suits me fine as I am rapidly becoming a curmudgeon. Also, my husband is awesome and so are my grown-ass daughters.
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I'm Thea. I'm an English and German literature student and I write original fiction and fanfic. I'm an information sponge and always want to know more and ask "Why?" I'm also fat (yes, not "curvy" or anything like that :P), Goth and eat vegan a lot of the time. I'm elitist, a misanthrope a lot of the time, and very blunt in my opinions. Most of all, I'm a total nerd and do best with other nerds. On LJ, I post my fanfic, sometimes pictures of me and my daughter, and rants about how I dislike fundie Christians and stupid people in general.
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This sounds a lot like me. Want to be LJ friends?
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