LJ Idol Week 15: Nimbus

Feb 25, 2011 21:16

Once I dated a man named Jack who loved to tap that from the back.  Of me.  You see, I was his mistress because his Misses missed his advances.  She wouldn’t even stick her hand down his britches.  But I did.

And it sure was sensuously sinsuous.  He had such thickness.  And he sure knew how to work with this. In fact, it was a fact that Jack be nimbus, Jack be quickus, Jack jump over the candle stickus.  With his big dickus. Flickus flickus clitoris. Oh yes!  Oh yes!  Oh yes!

After a few months of physical bliss the whole thing turned into a vicious mess.  I professed my love and he couldn’t care less.  He couldn’t (wouldn’t) confess to that Misses and instead expressed that I would never be able to shop for a wedding dress.

I felt so invalid, so insulted.  And this resulted in what happened next; photos of our sex.  Sent to her office.

He should have been more cautious.

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