Once I dated a man named Jack who loved to tap that from the back. Of me. You see, I was his mistress because his Misses missed his advances. She wouldn’t even stick her hand down his britches. But I did.
And it sure was sensuously sinsuous. He had such thickness. And he sure knew how to work with this. In fact, it was a fact that
Jack be nimbus, Jack be quickus, Jack jump over the candle stickus. With his big dickus. Flickus flickus clitoris. Oh yes! Oh yes! Oh yes!
After a few months of physical bliss the whole thing turned into a vicious mess. I professed my love and he couldn’t care less. He couldn’t (wouldn’t) confess to that Misses and instead expressed that I would never be able to shop for a wedding dress.
I felt so invalid, so insulted. And this resulted in what happened next; photos of our sex. Sent to her office.
He should have been more cautious.