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LJ Idol Week 5: "Building a Better Mousetrap"
It was 2010 when I wore my heart on my sleeve and the man of my dreams blew his nose on it ( Read more... ) -
LJ Idol Week 4: “Nobody can ride your back if your back's not bent.”
Clyde the camel carried too many humps. Two was too many yet he had three. Humongous and hairy, it was all you could see. What an oddity, a monstrosity, a civil sinsity ( Read more... ) -
LJ Idol Week 2: The Missing Stair
“2011-2012 School Year ( Read more... ) -
LJ Idol
Here I am. :) -
L.O.L.
I’m a “hot Southern mess” dressed in a blanket and as long as it’s not wet I’m going to put it on the bed and frickin’ make it. Even if I’m the one who unknowingly skips page one, I leave the wrong button undone, and I find far too much fun in a pun. See, sometimes you have to either laugh or cry just to get by which is why I prefer to cover my ( Read more... ) -
Because I "Think" I'm Clever...
Lil Jon’s “Get Low” remix (teacher style ( Read more... ) -
"Unless Eyebrows are Involved"
The internet has become the modern monster under the bed, filled with widespread scandal and temptations that so many simply cannot handle. It’s a catalyst to distress; it’s the cancerous cyst at the center of human relationships. Continuous phone alerts, overly overt flirts, pumulous perverts…and it only gets worse. Destruction definitely ( Read more... ) -
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Hi.
I've been spending a lot of time facebooking, but I'll return to LJ at some point or another.
In the meantime, go here:
http://therealljidol.livejournal.com/480443.html
and vote for JoeyMichaels.
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The Non-Metaphorical Test
Starting in third grade students learn that in order to be considered successful, they must pass a completely non-stressful three day long test at the end each year. This test that I speak of can best be compared to a top secret document that even Wiki Leaks cannot air ( Read more... ) -
Shhhhhhh...
I recently had a visitor from the eliminator alligator. It didn't hurt this time as bad as I suspected. I guess because I already took a sedative.
Anyway, time to reveal the real, the fantasy, and everything in between:
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