Quick note to all persons...

[onderhaus]

What the fuck happened to the dining hall???

Added after a few minutes:

I need volunteers to help clean up this mess.

For the rest of you, the dining hall is closed until it's not covered in goddamn blood. I'll get someone to take cheese sandwiches and fruit to the common rooms.

Comments

[gimmethemap]

What's happened?

[onderhaus]

There's blood everywhere. It's not the vampires' blood, either.

Jesus.

Private

[gimmethemap]

Are you okay? Do you need to get out of there?

Private

[onderhaus]

I'm not cleaning it up, if that's why you're asking.

[onderhaus]

Much obliged. Let your warden know where you're going first.

[onderhaus]

It's a fucking courtesy.

He's more intrigued than shocked, hence...

[mightymorbid]

I can help.

[onderhaus]

Thank you.

[beam_me]

That's the spirit!

:|

[mightymorbid]

Shut up, Mister Scott.

[major_west]

I'll help, as I don't trust the vast majority of the individuals here to put in a proper effort.

[gimmethemap]

And that's how you get them to try harder.

[major_west]

They aren't children who require encouragement, Morgan. They're arrant, lazy adults.

[gimmethemap]

You don't have to encourage but you can't expect people to get better if they decide it's not good enough no matter what they do.

[fanged_aleera]

I have been cleaning, Sir.

[onderhaus]

And I appreciate it, but this is not a one-woman job, is it?

[fanged_aleera]

They may clean the remainder, yes...