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[onderhaus]

What's this, three times now? Four? We need to have a fucking daycare on this ship

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[stopthat_destro]

I resent the implication that I'm sticky fingered and want cookies and juice just because I'm a kid. That's stereotyping!

[onderhaus]

They're Oreos.

[stopthat_destro]

Oreos are gross! They make your teeth look black.

Do you have any Mountain Dew?

[onderhaus]

...Yes. I do have Mountain Dew. I'll make sure there's some in the common room for you.

[f_ckitybye]

Don't suppose there's a chance for a bloody packet of crisps?

[onderhaus]

We're out until the 1st, when we get more supplies. Cookies or nothing, kid.

[f_ckitybye]

Well. Fuck.

[onderhaus]

We've got soda pop. Kids like that crap, right?

[Video] I WAS TOTALLY GOING TO HAVE HER BREAK INTO THE KITCHEN FOR COOKIES. you read my mind.

[always_thewoman]

[She inspects her fingers, looking a bit upset and blinking. Then, looking up with big, sad hazel eyes and a tiny, sad voice like you've kicked her puppy]

No cookies?

No cookies in the kitchen anymore! [Voice]

[onderhaus]

Okay, Peanut, listen: we have Oreo cookies and those cookies with the chocolate chips. We have some grape and apple juice, too.

Just go to the second level, and follow everyone to the common room. Some of the grown-ups are going to bring you some paint so you can play.

[Video] Rube is a *very smart man*

[always_thewoman]

[Only one word of that talk really matters to Irene, and it is - ]

PLAY.

[Voice] Hey, he's had a kid.

[onderhaus]

That's right! Go on!

[youcandielater]

I'm fine. And I've dealt with kids before, so I think I can manage okay, if anyone needs an extra hand to corral the little darlings around.

[Let's pretend like the kids she dealt with weren't super-geniuses with parent issues, mmmkay.]

[onderhaus]

Good. I'm sending them to the second floor common room. Stop by the arts and crafts room and grab some paints and paintbrushes. Just let them paint the walls if you can't find enough paper.

[youcandielater]

Gotcha! If the Admiral's footing the bill, I think we can handle some property damage. Plus it might actually improve the decor.

Warden Filter

[painhumbles]

I'm good. My experience with children's lacking, but... I can just put Irene on a leash, right?

Re: Warden Filter

[onderhaus]

Sure you can.

Re: Warden Filter

[painhumbles]

Fantastic.