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[one_is_hikaru]

[The recording clicks on to Kaoru mumbling words, and Hikaru mumbling words to complete Kaoru's, as if in prayer. They're speaking in a mix between Japanese and, as their voices get more excited, Japanese-accented English. One of them begins to hum a song, and then the mumbling becomes indistinguishable -- like a different language...]

Chuhn soo

Comments

[superblynatural]

Would you two be quiet!?

[one_is_hikaru]

IT'S NOT US, HARUHI -- IT'S SPIRITCHAN!!

[superblynatural]

Stop making up excuses to be obnoxious!

1 / 2

[one_is_hikaru]

2 / 2 -- NINJANE SAVED MY LIFE 8D

[one_is_hikaru]

...Ah.

[superblynatural]

Just... couldn't you find another way to entertain yourselves? I know there's not much to do here, but... You go out of your way to bother people more often than you did back home.

[one_is_hikaru]

It's stupider here.

We've always thought card games were boring, anyhow.

[superblynatural]

Isn't there anyone to play the "Which Is Hikaru" game with? What about Miss Nill?

GOD HARUHI. 8| HE'S STARING A HOLE INTO HIS COMMUNICATOR.

[one_is_hikaru]

Nope.

I'M SORRY YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S YOUR FAULT I SHIP THEM THIS HARD

[superblynatural]

Sometimes I wonder if you're even trying.

AHHH IT MIGHT BE YOUR FAULT FOR ME TOO LOL.

[one_is_hikaru]

How am supposed to, Haruhi!? It's not that easy!

WE ENABLE EACH OTHER.

[superblynatural]

It's not that hard either! You're not the only person who doesn't want to be here!

[one_is_hikaru]

It's a lot easier for you to say it isn't that hard for us -- we're stepping down a lot more than any other stupid person here! We can't bond over our grief or something like everyone else does -- we don't make friends like that, Haruhi! It is that hard!

[superblynatural]

Because you push everyone away doing rude and stupid things like this! I'm sure someone perfectly decent has tried to be your friend at least once! You're just too stuck-up to see it!

[one_is_hikaru]

We can see when people want to be our friend!! When they try, they get somewhere! When they don't, then they don't get anywhere! That's logical! We lived for fifteen years without a single friend, and now you're telling me that we should befriend every half-brained, messed up cannibal in this stupid city because we're all in the same boat!? Yeah, that sounds like great fun!

FEEL THE ICY RAGE OF MY WRATH.

[superblynatural]

Half-brained, messed up? You don't even know what it means to befriend someone.