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[one_is_hikaru]

[The recording clicks on to Kaoru mumbling words, and Hikaru mumbling words to complete Kaoru's, as if in prayer. They're speaking in a mix between Japanese and, as their voices get more excited, Japanese-accented English. One of them begins to hum a song, and then the mumbling becomes indistinguishable -- like a different language...]

Chuhn soo

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voice [HE'S REALLY WEIRDED OUT BY BEING INSULTED IN HIS NATIVE LANGUAGES];

[roseraiebleue]

What the hell are--

You really can't go a single day without being obnoxious jackasses, can you?

[ AUDIO ] o charles~ ;;

[one_is_hikaru]

Maybe not.

voice;

[roseraiebleue]

Obviously. Grow up and stop making a mockery of everything.

voice;

[one_is_hikaru]

Because you're definitely in charge of telling me what the hell to do.

voice;

[roseraiebleue]

Given that you seem to be doing these moronic things almost purely for the sake of provoking me, yes, I'm telling you to stop it.

voice;

[one_is_hikaru]

That doesn't mean we'll listen. Maybe we're just bored.

voice;

[roseraiebleue]

So find something better to do that doesn't involve debasing one of the world's most influential texts or disturbing the entire floor with your idiocy. Try reading like intelligent beings without feeling the need to act out every word your eyes pass over.

voice;

[one_is_hikaru]

You're the one who reads it to us. Give us something better to do, if you're so sore about it. Or, if you hate us so much, go find somewhere else to live -- find other people who like you as much as we do. You're really affable, after all.

voice;

[roseraiebleue]

You ask me to read it to you and I oblige from time to time in the vain hope that it will make you shut up. I'm not here to be your entertainment.

voice;

[one_is_hikaru]

Then isn't that poor judgment on your part? Since you know us so well, you must know how we'll entertain ourselves -- we're obnoxious jackasses every day. ♥

voice;

[roseraiebleue]

Apparently so.

Filtered;

[choosewhich]

Charles.

Maybe- you shouldn't.

Filtered;

[roseraiebleue]

What? I'm not going to pretend to approve of this just because he's behaving like a moody child today.

Filtered;

[choosewhich]

Hikaru- he doesn't understand.

Filtered;

[roseraiebleue]

His mental shortcomings aren't my problem.

Filtered;

[choosewhich]

I know, but, this isn't the right time at all.

Charles, perhaps you and Perv Soubi should go out for a nice dinner. Then when you come back, you can tell us all about it.