Creative questions needed

[one4worldpeace]

We are doing a Miss America type show and need some questions to ask the conteestants. Really creative questions please. Any ideas. Yes they will be wearing swimsuits during the questioning.

Comments

[madhatte]

How about: "Anal Bleaching--obsequious overindulgence, or fashion must?" That ought to get some interesting answers.

[one4worldpeace]

That's the right idea baby! Now off to find someone who can ask that with a straight face.

[emperor_fool]

Just some top-of-the-head thoughts... I assume these are young people (?). How about something about how to make the world better in the future? "What one thing can you do today that will make the world a better place?" or "If people 100 years from now were to read about you in the encyclopedia, what would you want that encyclopedia entry to say?" or "What song or poem best sums up your ideas about how to live a good life?"

[madhatte]

How about "How much would I have to pay you to shave your head bald with this Bic razor?" and then hold up the razor for all to see. Everybody has a price, you know.

Question:

[zz_neena]

#1 "If you had to choose between reversing all past pain and preventing all future mistakes which would you choose and why?"

#2 "Would stunning good looks or burning intelligence be your wish should you be granted just one?"

#3. "Aren't you cold standing there in your bathing suit in January?"

[yokospungeon]

If I gave you the money for one plastic surgery operation right now, which would it be?