bodyswitch! [for Dean]

[one__song]

So it went without saying that Stephen freaked the fuck out upon waking up naked and next to another man. Not just any man, either, but that weird Russian guy that Stephen was pretty sure was trying to turn everyone into Commies.

Oh yeah, and there was the little matter of how he was not in his own bodyThe last time this had happened, Stephen was

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[weary_head]

Dean looked up from his coffee, reluctant even with all the screaming. It was early, and he needed at least another few swallows to deal with...whatever this was.

"The hell, man?" he said, putting down his cup. "Must've been some bender last night." He snorted. "Or did Comrade Babyface literally fuck your brains out?"

[one__song]

Comrade! Stephen knew it!

"Excuse me?! I have no idea who you even are," Stephen said, continuing to freak out. He felt like he knew who this guy was, though. Possibly another gay experience for this body?

[weary_head]

Dean's expression tightened, but other than that he gave no physical sign of worry. Roger would only bitch about it. "Yeah," he said, "right." Casually, he flipped his friend the bird. "Not all of us wake up with perfect hair, I'll be more recognizable at the bottom of my second cup."

[one__song]

Well now Stephen was getting annoyed.

"What are you talking about? Never mind, I don't care. Are you in your right body, then?"

God, why did this whoever-Stephen-was-in guy have such ridiculous hair?!