and ice cream started it all...
toasterkt: holly is forcing me to ingest hardcore
toasterkt: a lot of it
frankenstache: haha
toasterkt: all quite quickly
frankenstache: what is she making you listen to
toasterkt: shes trying to prep me for this weekend, when the gorging will take place
toasterkt: glass casket and death threat have been sent so far
frankenstache: i personally prefer depeche mode
toasterkt: HAHA
toasterkt: YES
toasterkt: as long as it's outside and the weather is gorgeous, i will survive
toasterkt: pink flavored ice cream would be a plus
frankenstache: pink isn't a flavor
frankenstache: its a color
frankenstache: orange is the only color thats a flavor
frankenstache: unless we're talking about artificially flavored fruit drinks, then saying "red" as a flavor is acceptable
toasterkt: i dont care, as long as its pink, the actual flavor is unimportant
toasterkt: unless its like beet flavored or soemthing
toasterkt: because then it would taste like dirt
frankenstache: well it would taste like beef flavor
frankenstache: dirt flavor would taste like dirt
toasterkt: beet
toasterkt: not beef
toasterkt: beets tatse like dirt
frankenstache: ahh
toasterkt: literally
toasterkt: do you get to eat icecream?
frankenstache: do i get to?
toasterkt: ha, yeah
frankenstache: what am i, in prison?
toasterkt: i was thinking that after i typed it
frankenstache: as a weird form of capital punishment i'm disallowed from eating ice crea,
toasterkt: HAHA
frankenstache: i can eat whatever i want, i choose not to eat dead stuff.
toasterkt: everything you eat is dead
toasterkt: oh, wait, do you eat live bugs and shit?
frankenstache: totally
frankenstache: well i don't eat shit that once had feelings
frankenstache: and birthed live offspring.
frankenstache: better?
toasterkt: hmm, so just no aminals?
toasterkt: so anyway, beck to my question
toasterkt: do you eat ice cream?
frankenstache: no animals, no animal ingredients, nothing that comes from animals like dairy or eggs
frankenstache: yea
toasterkt: you do?
toasterkt: is it soy?
frankenstache: yhea
toasterkt: gross
frankenstache: not at all
toasterkt: that's not ice cream
frankenstache: i personally think milk is gross
toasterkt: it's soy cream, frozen
frankenstache: so to each their own
frankenstache: yea, whats ice cream?
frankenstache: milk fat frozen
toasterkt: milk sugar, occasionally eggs, frozen
frankenstache: its the same principal, different ingredients
frankenstache: if you put eggs in your ice cream you'll get salmonella
toasterkt: bullshit, you'll get much yummier ice cream
frankenstache: bullshit you get food poisoning
toasterkt: no way
frankenstache: and a heart attack
toasterkt: HAHA
frankenstache: so anyway, how is that any different from soy ice cream?
frankenstache: its soy milk with sugar, frozen
toasterkt: it's yummier
frankenstache: its disgusting.
frankenstache: if you took badger milk and mixed it with sugar and froze it, would that be ice cream?
toasterkt: hmmm
toasterkt: no
frankenstache: or cat milk? or any other animals?
toasterkt: just cow
frankenstache: so how is it ice cream if its from a cow?
frankenstache: its just an arbitrary animal
toasterkt: because cows make the proper consistency of milk for ice cream production
toasterkt: i would not use whale milk
frankenstache: if the land was overrun with kangaroos we'd be bottling kangaroo milk and eating kangaroo flank steaks
toasterkt: it's far too thick
toasterkt: maybe... it might be yummier
frankenstache: i don't wanna get into this argument. i'll get real mad.
toasterkt: because i like to ingest animals and their products?
frankenstache: because your saying cow milk is the right consistency for ice cream
toasterkt: it is
frankenstache: cow milk is no different from any other animals milk, higher fat content
toasterkt: yup, fat content is everything
frankenstache: no it isnt
toasterkt: with ice cream it is
frankenstache: its the same exact consistency as breast milk dude
toasterkt: thats why its ice cream, not ice milk
frankenstache: breast milk is creamier, because its not pasteurized
toasterkt: cows milk is patuerized
toasterkt: and perfect
toasterkt: breast milk is chunky
frankenstache: its not perfect
frankenstache: you know how much bacteria and hormones are swimming around that gallon of milk?
frankenstache: its retarded.
frankenstache: it rivals cigarettes
toasterkt: i love cigarettes
frankenstache: me too
toasterkt: you have your alcohol consumption... and i have my animal products
toasterkt: we are even
frankenstache: we're not even
frankenstache: youre a murderer
toasterkt: i dont kill the animals
toasterkt: and what does that have to do with milk?
frankenstache: the only thing i'm killing is me
frankenstache: youre contracting the kills
toasterkt: nothing died for my milk except some grass
frankenstache: the cows, the calfs, the dairy industry feeds into the veal industry
toasterkt: veal is delicious
frankenstache: for a cow to produce milk it has to be in the last stages of birth
toasterkt: theyre raised to be slaughtered
toasterkt: i dont go out and hunt animals for food
toasterkt: though if i needed food, i would
frankenstache: so they have to inseminate the cow, then take the calf away when its born and they then starve the cow to shock it into overproduction of milk
frankenstache: they then sell the calf to the veal companies
frankenstache: wow.
frankenstache: i fucking hate you.
frankenstache: later
toasterkt: because if i needed to survive, i would do what was necessary?
frankenstache: no, because you think veal is delicious
toasterkt: it is
toasterkt: taste has nothing to do with how i feel about what is done to the animal, or what kind of animal it is, or any of that
toasterkt: taste is in my tastebuds, and brain
frankenstache: yea
frankenstache: i love the taste of beef and steaks and hamburgers
frankenstache: but i have too much of a conscience to continue on eating that shit.
toasterkt: ive quit eating meat before
toasterkt: i never went vegan, because it would have killed me, but i did quit eating animals
toasterkt: and it was quite unhealthy
toasterkt: i dont eat much meat
toasterkt: but occasionally i just love the taste of it
toasterkt: i dont even really liek the texture
frankenstache: you talk like you are walking around with a steak in your purse because you love it that much
toasterkt: no, i simply get curious about peoples reactions
frankenstache: yea well i get angry
frankenstache: haha
toasterkt: nature obviously intended for humans to eat meat
frankenstache: wow.
frankenstache: don't even start
toasterkt: we have the teeth for it, and the digestive system for it
frankenstache: youre trying to get a rise out of me, arent you?
toasterkt: maybe
toasterkt: poerhaps trying defend my meat intake
frankenstache: well i'm basically gonna start ignoring you til you pick a new topic of conversation
toasterkt: so, back to ice cream, or soy cream
frankenstache: that was how this started
frankenstache: no
toasterkt: what is your favorite flavor?
toasterkt: flavors are all non animal related
frankenstache: cherry nirvana
frankenstache: chocolate mixed in and chunks of cherries
frankenstache: so delicious
toasterkt: ha, i have to ask
toasterkt: milk chocolate? or just chocolate? or soy milk chocolate (do they have that?)