That's... kind of the point, really. That is to say, while I don't really remember what I originally looked like, I'm reasonably certain that I'm not naturally just this tall. It's part of the process of making us into big bad alien-killing SPARTAN-II super-soldiers.
(I suspect that in addition to intimidation and ass-kicking benefits, they also make all of us this tall because MJOLNIR armor is phenomenally expensive and it would be more so to make them in more than a very small range of sizes.)
P.S.: Also, holy shit, dude, how the fuck are you? Haven't seen you around for a while. I'd been wondering what was going on.
Wow. That must have taken a fascinating and thoroughly frightening level of technology. I hope you won't be offended if I say I'm glad my own army is no where near that advanced.
And yes, I'm alive, despite all attempts to the contrary. I admit I didn't anticipate being missed.
Fascinating, frightening, and also horribly fucking painful. No, seriously, no offense taken at all, because that shit is ridiculous and I'd never have done it if I'd had, like, any chance at all to say no.
Well, you were. I will admit to being curious about what the hell happened, but I won't pry. I'm glad you're alive, and hopefully also more or less okay.
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How is that even fair.
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(I suspect that in addition to intimidation and ass-kicking benefits, they also make all of us this tall because MJOLNIR armor is phenomenally expensive and it would be more so to make them in more than a very small range of sizes.)
P.S.: Also, holy shit, dude, how the fuck are you? Haven't seen you around for a while. I'd been wondering what was going on.
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And yes, I'm alive, despite all attempts to the contrary. I admit I didn't anticipate being missed.
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Well, you were. I will admit to being curious about what the hell happened, but I won't pry. I'm glad you're alive, and hopefully also more or less okay.
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