EXCUSE ME

[one_girl_army]

It's my birthday.

1. I want birthday wishes from you bastards

2. I want sincere apologies because I am now 24 and live in Pittsburgh.

3. I demand you buy me a drink or a midget stripper.

In 24 years I have come to realize1. I will never marry Indiana Jones or Davey Jones from the Monkees

Comments

[thewheezyone]

[retrodee]

Here is your fucking birthday cake.

[thumpercat1982]

HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY!!

[xandercorp]

happy birthday, Kirstin. i'm boring.

[one_girl_army]

but you have finally spelled my name right and that is all that counts.

[xandercorp]

<3

[enron]

marry me and give me beej's all day

[one_girl_army]

lets see here........
marry you and give you blow jobs all day..........
thats tempting....

If we would marry could it be by a priest dressed up like Yoda?
Whats your hygiene like? Nobody likes hair balls after oral sex.

Send me a sample of your homemade sake, if it's up to par we will sit down and jot down a plan.

[monkeybzz]

guys most likely need to eat veggies all day and all year around, plus shower at least 10 times a day, in order not to taste bad/smell bad. Think about that one again K-Diddy. LOL!