so the wedding.....

[one_girl_army]

was a drunken fucking mess. Let me explain

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[poisonpenwriter]

No one threw down a chair at the wedding?

[one_girl_army]

oh god I wish, that would of made it funny instead of trashy.

[xandercorp]

first, point that slander cannon somewhere else, you know I ain't no cracka.

second, PICTURES, BITCH! how dare you tell me you can pick out a dress and not have pictures. also, pictures of food would please me greatly. as in I might not beat you tonight.

PS nice to see you back on lj.

[one_girl_army]

slander is what I do damn it!!! You may not be no cracka but I aint no asian so pictures of my food are out of the question ^_^

I took two pictures and I was disgusted by the whole thing and gave up if you want i will put one up of the damn dress........

I will attempt to start taking more pictures when I go places cause funny shit seems to always happen. I just feel so odd whipping out a camera in public places....i have strange issues I know.

PS I would totally give you a titty twister if you even thought to raise a voice to me!

PPS where the hell are your journal entries? write something

[xandercorp]

1. i'd better see that dress soon.
2. wtf journal entries? you were gone for a year! lol also I can't work full time and full courseload and please the ladies , AND keep up my journal at the same time; i'm not like you, i don't have super-woman-bitch-thing powers. <3

[one_girl_army]

Lol super bitch powers I love that! The dress will come soon.....I have to buy another dress within a week or two for another wedding so you may get two pics omg!!!!!! Get working on a real entry!