an unfashionably late secret santa exchange

[one_if_by_land]

rookie mistake
lu han/sehun, 1500w
Sehun has a wet dream. And friends who give terrible advice.
for niyaowo, my ideal type of kpop fan. I'M SORRY THIS IS SO LATE; I don't even have any acceptable excuse apart from my over-all disappearing act from fandom. :( remember, even if/when it's time to throw selu away like trash, I would never give you up ♥ (jk on

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[niyaowo]

"my ideal type of kpop fan" -> "my ideal type" hehehehehehe ;D
it's oks we can disappear together teehehe ♥♥♥ :DDD

DID U KNO THAT THIS IS THE NUMBER ONE PRIME EXAMPLE OF MY FAVE TYPE OF SELU FICS? a) u included the age disparity b) sehuns dumb friends c) MISUNDERSTANDINGS unf my fave type of drama d) CANON e) you (ok slap me bc im being greasy now) and i think there were other things but my mind isnt working properly right now u_u

Chanyeol comes up behind him, bending over to dig around in his pocket and discreetly pull out a rubber band. "I got you something." LEGIT THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA BE A COCK RING LETS NOT JUDGE ME

"Too late!" Baekhyun calls out, already sliding open the door to M's van and scaling over a disgruntled Jongdae to claim the seat next to Kris. U INCLUDED KRISBAEK(YEOL)!!!!!!!!!! SCREAMS at baek jumping on kris' dick asap (ok i know im extrapolating here but... yolo

[one_if_by_land]

idek how it happened; one day you were "that girl who ships selubaek on twitter" and the next I was suddenly so enamored by everything you said (ღ˘⌣˘ღ) your charms are so strong~

I'M SO GLAD I WAS ABLE TO FIT IN SOME THINGS YOU LIKE and, omg, I was actually worried about that rubber band part because it does sound v suggestive (but I figured that's how you roll anyway, hehe). of course I had to include krisbaek(yeol)!!! no way was I letting that opportunity go >:)

cries, I hated myself for dragging my feet on this drabble until of course the week that selu shot a hole into their own ship (TWICE) but I just thought of you instead while writing~ (let me have my own greasy moment)

you brighten up my fandom experience so much~ ilu too ♥

[herocountry]

SCREAM THE ONLY SELU I WILL HAVE FEELINGS ABOUT >:'((((((( UGH WHY ARE YOU SO GOOD AND EFFORTLESS i am going to tie you to a fic writing machine (tho actually i can imagine the sea of tears already so nvm)

ALL OF YOUR KRISBAEKYEOL FANSERVICE (ღ˘⌣˘ღ) (ღ˘⌣˘ღ) (ღ˘⌣˘ღ) chanyeol is such a hilariously cheery blockhead "That's just as weird!" Chanyeol interjects, tugging the hood of his zip-up sweatshirt over his head, because it's hard to look street with a mop of curly orange hair. i feel u man and ELBOWING MAKNAES INTO WALLS i love how carelessly physical he is (ღ˘⌣˘ღ) MANLY DESIRES ARE TOTALLY NORMAL i'm gonna chant that to myself from now on whenever i need... idk i'm just going to chant it. BAEKHYUN JUMPING AT THE OPPORTUNITY omg

"That's okay," he says. "You can keep it." favourite sehun "I see someone's been reading Kris-hyung's self-help books," favourite jongin, JONGIN IS SO GOOD he's such a blunt sulky boy sob sob and sehun is such a brat Sehun doesn't even need to turn [...] snap it at Jongin's head in one fluid movement. this

[one_if_by_land]

I'M NEVER WRITING FIC EVER AGAIN!!!! (we all know this is false until at least march but let me pretend for now)

my already-precarious fondness for selu took a major hit this week so ofc I had to console myself with krisbaekyeol fanservice to get through the drabble. u__u* chanyeol really needs to step up his game, though; baekhyun is leaving him in the dust lately.

THANK YOU AS ALWAYS for reading selu on my behalf (promise this is the last time!!) and you are what keeps me going ;~; hold still while I leech some more of your youthful energy

[chiharu]

I C U

kk reading nao

[chiharu]

omg *makes batlike cackling noises at 3:43am *

this is so my cup of tea. so simple and fun and cute, esp the part about Sehun being schooled and Baekyeol fighting over Kris. Love love love.

Lu Han is the best :')

[one_if_by_land]

chiha, come clean with me: are you fleeing exo for b.a.p ;~~~; not.... that I'd blame you, tbh

ty for reading!! I love that you love lu han u__u

[chiharu]

There is a high chance that I am. EXO is turning into that pair of jeans you wore all last year but no longer want b/c you never washed it and now makes you ass look huge. Or something. What am I even saying.

[one_if_by_land]

selu's only saving grace rn is that some of the cutest people I know in fandom are still willing to bat for them (cough) but I'm pretty curious if/how they'll make a comeback to fix all the recent drama. I feel like I over-use the sulky teenage boy trope all the time but it's so fun to write T___T I'm super pleased you enjoyed the dynamic, especially because you are my resident selu/sehun stan~ thank you as always for your unending sweetness♥♥

[iamcrazie]

omg this was so cute! hunhan!
you should really continue it~

[one_if_by_land]

wahhh, thank you! this was so long ago, and i'm glad you liked it ♥