Hahahahaha. I know this LJ post is a non-laughing matter, but I really do love you. And this post makes me want to pick you up and cuddle you in a COMPLETELY LESBIAN WAY (ha I said it). It also pisses me off that cunts like him can hurt you and I can't do anything about it......except say mean things about him and harass him at every possible possibility.
Don't worry about Lord Cardigan McTwatface and Lady Naselvoice d'crappytennishoes, it will all end in a mutiny of spiders in their apartment. In the meantime, you are coming home this weekend to have a full two weeks worth of fantastic girl fun with your two best friends aka Meghan and I.
Cheer up y'all, as my Southern family would say. Because, you know, I'm really American. Because I'm not really English. Because I completely fake my accent to make myself seem more interesting and pompous. Oh I am soooooooooooooooooo grateful to Christian Lopetz for blowing my cover to the world- at last I can be the American girl I always dreamed of being!!
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Don't worry about Lord Cardigan McTwatface and Lady Naselvoice d'crappytennishoes, it will all end in a mutiny of spiders in their apartment. In the meantime, you are coming home this weekend to have a full two weeks worth of fantastic girl fun with your two best friends aka Meghan and I.
Cheer up y'all, as my Southern family would say. Because, you know, I'm really American. Because I'm not really English. Because I completely fake my accent to make myself seem more interesting and pompous. Oh I am soooooooooooooooooo grateful to Christian Lopetz for blowing my cover to the world- at last I can be the American girl I always dreamed of being!!
P.S. lmfao
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