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[one_o_7]

Sarah's ponders of the day...

• Have you ever noticed how small traffic warden's feet are? Check 'um out, they're even smaller than mine
  
• Today I smelt the smell of sleeze! Walk pass my local sex shop Taboo for the full experience. I never realised it was scented before
  
• I watched the rest of Wolf Creek alone and I survived! (With the

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[paranoidgit]

1: Do traffic wardens still exist? Oh yes they do... one of them gave me a parking ticket on Friday - woah way up there on the cuntometer! Anyway they got my registration wrong so fuck em!

2: Yes old sex shops do smell... But not of genuine sleaze. More kind of old man in his run down "batchpad" wanking to poor quality "lesbian" porn.

3: Congratulations. Don't steal Laura's boyfriend - t'would be too ironic.

4: Nope, Arctic Monkey's penned those lyrics in order for people to make Arctic Monkey's ringtones so they can hear their own egos going off down the street and on trains etc...

5: Leeds will give you an offer when they're good n ready. Apparently Uni entries have gone down this year but I was chatting to some professors (yes I "network") and Leeds have gone up so be patient.

6: Reading should be amazing. Edinburgh on the other hand will be where its at. With "it" being me and Ben Loxton, for 5 weeks...

7: See http://paranoidgit.livejournal.com

[paranoidgit]

Every time your electronic absence means i think i might, just might, not have to listen to your many and irrelevant opinions and bullshit; suddenly you appear on here again, like a turd that won't flush.

[paranoidgit]

Oo has someone not had their tri-daily wank and is feeling a little brudy. Don't worry, I'll still be alive and still hold many irrelevant opinions and bullshit(s). I would, of course, love to correct your grammar on here and point out that only the second sentence makes any sense... However, I've been told that makes me a bit of a nonce (because apparently paedophiles have fantastic english skills, maybe they'd make good english teachers - I'll suggest it to some of my friends in high places).

And doesn't signing comments make you look like a twat, yeah fuck accountability and having to actually watch what you say. Fortunately your anonymity means I shalln't be offended so you might want to say something harsher, or libellous so I can make some money?

[anonymous]

Calm it now.
-no but il check them out at the next oppurtunity, hopefully there wont be one.
-wolf creek is the fucking scariest film. It almost stopped me going to Australia next year, but not quite...
-no, unless its the crazy frog.
-shuddupyerfacea youv got tonnes of offers whatever the leeds weather.
-Reading wont without me!
-I was fortunate enough to forget the big V day, oh the wonders of San Francisco, until I had an annoying text from Mike asking me why I wasnt at work. Durrr.....

[rose_ting]

Calm it now.
-no but il check them out at the next oppurtunity, hopefully there wont be one.
-wolf creek is the fucking scariest film. It almost stopped me going to Australia next year, but not quite...
-no, unless its the crazy frog.
-shuddupyerfacea youv got tonnes of offers whatever the leeds weather.
-Reading wont without me!
-I was fortunate enough to forget the big V day, oh the wonders of San Francisco, until I had an annoying text from Mike asking me why I wasnt at work. Durrr.....

[alamory]

hahaha, funny.