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[one_of_heaven]

ENOUGH

The thing is no "alien" by fictional standard, merely a superfluous cretin with a harmless penchant for polling ticky boxes! Murder occurs with great frequency and only to the temporary personal detriment of parties physically involved - and so, if you are not the one lacking in particles and limbs?! You're better off, you fools!

Must I

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[lyra_of_dust]

I don't understand. None of the real aliens cause much trouble. Not lately, anyway.

[one_of_heaven]

ALiens, aliens, aliens, what have you! Reason for dissent, and even that frail!

[lyra_of_dust]

Rosiel, get some earplugs, and some sleep.

[one_of_heaven]

Are you implying something, Miss Silvertongue?

[banditfox]

Calm yourself before you disrupt the sleep of the whole City.

[one_of_heaven]

I am perfectly calm, thank you.

[banditfox]

Really? I suppose you're right, and my wits are leaving me.

[one_of_heaven]

Bid them fond adieus.

[prettiestribbon]

YOU ARE VERY YELLY, MR. YELLY GUY WHO YELLS!

I CAN YELL, TOO!

[one_of_heaven]

I do it with significantly more joie de vivre, my dear. Do take note.

[prettiestribbon]

What is ... joy dee veevra?

[one_of_heaven]

Joie de -

[againstgod]

Didn't we have "aliens" last month?

[one_of_heaven]

Crude, clicheed and completely unnecessary - have they taste in the most basic forms of antagonism?!

[againstgod]

You should have taught them.

[one_of_heaven]

I should have obliterated them.

[one_of_heaven]

THEN FEAR NOT, YOU'D MAKE A POOR SORT OF MEAL!

[one_of_heaven]

...Madam, felicitations. You have singlehandedly ruined my faith in humanity, and restored it. You have potential, you see - as cattle.