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[one_of_heaven]

MAKE THIS SHIP STOP WAVING.

Bloody chance, our captain is an incompetent! Our man-at-gears a flagrant miscreant! The crew is vile, the second class is - is - why is there a second class? The salt smell's enough to upset my stomach - why are there rats on this ship and where in mighty El's name are they scurrying off to and - oh God, that wave. -

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[alexielobsessed]

Katan Sr. sends greetings.

Enjoy your voyage.

[one_of_heaven]

I... hate you.

[alexielobsessed]

Hmm.

Bitter.

[one_of_heaven]

...I'm taking to a faint.

[mizrahigirl]

...Are you okay?

[one_of_heaven]

To all.. extents and pu - keh...gah... - rrrrpuposes, do I seem to be... to... ALL RIGHT?

[mizrahigirl]

It's polite to ask, that's all.

I'm sorry you're not feeling well.

[one_of_heaven]

...little girl, kindly tell me that you... you... own a pistol of sorts.

[merchantboom]

Good sir madam person, it sounds as though you are having a bad time. Perhaps you would like to come to the Main Ballroom? We will be having festivities suited only for the most elegant of our passengers.

[one_of_heaven]

You... expect me to... MOVE...?!

[merchantboom]

If you'd like a few of the ship's staff could bring you to the party?

[one_of_heaven]

So I may be sick on them...?

[againstgod]

If I knew your location...

[one_of_heaven]

This is a nightmare of - of - oh dear Lord, why that last wine glass - ah...

[againstgod]

I heard this ship will sink, you won't suffer it for long.

[one_of_heaven]

...ship will... what?

[notrlyjesus]

Heh. I'd gladly put you out of it, but I have no idea where you are.

[one_of_heaven]

...I sense great amusement, Messiah. How... crue - oh God.

[notrlyjesus]

What'd you expect after everything?

It's not gonna kill you or anything. It's nothing like real torture, I assure you of that.

[one_of_heaven]

I cannot utter word long enough to wo... woo... ah... for the love of all things rite and unholy, were you not He of All Deliverance? Deliver me from this evil, Messiah.