ewwwwwwwwwwww

i.feel.so.weird.

& i still cant believe i did that.

in other news, did you happen to catch my ad in the erotic section on craigs list?
yeah i loved having middle aged men calling me all day yesterday.
& into today actually.
awesome.
people are just great,
i dont want them to drown or anything.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0S058NgsWQA

naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate.
most amazing person ever.


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the complete list of all of the careers i've considered while in high school

psychologist
journalist
marine biologist
social worker
physical therapist
environmentalist
pharmacist
archaeologist
speech pathologist
something in advertising
editor
forensic scientist

i still dont know what i want to do
but i dont think its any of those things.

so uh
thats pretty awesome.

i hope i'm single forever.

oh em jesus i love snowdays.

rachel leaves me wednesday.
i might cry.

how about from now on
every weekend is like this past one?
sounds good.

you know what would be awesome?
not cheating on your girlfriend.

so last night...
slight near death experience
emergency room
party

good times.

yeah i was in the waiting room of the hospital in party clothes watching hannah montana

judi dench has just been added to my list of fears.