things that have happened to me in the past 5 months

[one_user_less]

-i totaled my camaro going 90 miles per hour and emerged from the car without a scratch. the accelerator had jammed under a bent belt... and now i have to sue my mechanic to reimburse me for the new car i had to purchase, a used white nissan centra with BANGIN subwoofers and rims

Comments

[bluek33]

wow... someone too hippy for you? thats saying a lot ha.

[imcharliebrown]

you should probably tell him the building dept wants to know about all the excess dumb shit on the house that he never got a permit for so then he can pedel the bike that will power EVERYONE'S wash/dry

[pnutbutternlead]

I love that she slipped you a fifty :D