twilight is pissing me off so bad. it's not twilight. i have nothing against young adult vampire love. it's bella. she's so weak! you know what YA series i used to read? motherfucking FEARLESS, which centered around a vigilante black belt born without the "fear gene" and living in NYC named gaia. GAIA vs BELLA? bella means beautiful, and even swan ( Read more... )

So, I've been fired by Heather for being "associated" with a shoplifting that took place. The catch is that Yvonne, who is Heather's aunt (and employed at the store, which I'm sure corporate doesn't realize), is the one to blame for the shoplifting. Information revealing this was omitted by Heather, obviously, to accomplish two goals: protecting ( Read more... )

FOR THE LOVE OF RAY J is the most freakin riveting show in my life right now... it is a carnival of competitive female group dynamics: stupidity, shallowness, sexual politics, cattiness, gossip, alcohol, TERRIBLE GRAMMAR and these bitches are all fine, half-dressed, and sooo slutty for Ray J. Ray J is, for the record, extremely charming and funny ( Read more... )

i want to thank you ( Read more... )

What kind of name is Heather, anyway? That's just as bad as Tiffany... names that shouldn't have survived the 80s ( Read more... )

things that make me happy-steampunk literature ( Read more... )

doing lots of yoga on wii fit ( Read more... )

Keep getting sick. Sinus infections, conjunctivitis ( Read more... )

"Years later, when he tried to remember what the maiden idealized by the alchemy of poetry really was like, he could not distinguish her from the heartrending twilight of those times ( Read more... )

there is a mountain inside me i need to birth. i don't even know where to begin, but it's going to haunt me until i can immortalize it and exorcise it at the same time.