Why do people who don't care about anything, get everything?

I grew up my whole life dreaming of my wedding. MY WHOLE LIFE. and in the end, I never had one. I got married at a court house. And though i love my husband deeply, I always feel like there is a gap missing. I never got to wear a big white dress, I never got to walk down the aisle to see ( Read more... )

geez, i can't believe it's been a while since i've written in here. Jacob is born and already 4 and a half months. he's huge, my little chubs mcgee.. Sophia and baby J get along so well. She LOVES him, always giving him kisses and trying to feed him bottles. He's starting to roll which will soon start into a crawl. Sophia is not walking.. she's ( Read more... )

If the last perso​n you kisse​d said that you were the only one they wante​d,​​ what would​ you say ( Read more... )

i am.. having a bad couple of weeks ( Read more... )

me: (kicking phil in the leg) "babe are you awake?"
phil: "i am now, whats wrong? are you going into labor? did your water break? contractions??"
me: "i can't sleep"
phil: "how can i help babe?"
me: "wanna 'do it'?"
phil: "well, when you put it that way, if i have to.."

hahahaha

seriously redsox.. seriously!?

The Big Read thinks the average adult has only read six of the top 100 books they've printed, listed below.

01. Bold the books you have read
02. Italicise those you intend to read
03. Underline the books you've seen a film version of
04. Place books that you have started but never finished in round brackets
05. Place books that you read in school in ( Read more... )

My mom's family is so fucked up. I guess this goes along with the years of abuse from my piece of shit grandfather.. But for some fucking reason, my aunt Janet believes she is better than my mom, believes she is better than my family. Well i had enough of that ( Read more... )

"little pink plus sign is so unholy..."

yup.. My eggo is preggo.. again.

2 in 2 years. not band?

hahaha i found this!

My fellow Americans and select Canadians,
My name is Dwight K. Schrute. Recently, it was brought to my attention that a Presidential candidate has selected me as his Vice President - or as I prefer, Assistant President. I was not surprised by this information, because I am the only suitable choice. As this country’s second in ( Read more... )