I wish that I still had my stub. We played softball last weekend, and I couldn't hit very well. I bet if I used 'stubby', I'd hit it out of the park every timeI hate those mushy luv songs when they say "put your arms around me ( Read more... )

Hey baby, let me put my 'arm' around ya and give ya a big hug!!!

(it's because I have only One arm.

I flunked Keyboarding. Bitch said I 'hunt and peck' too much..

What else am I gonna do?

I've got one arm

I can't wait to go to marais so people can use me to use my Jeep to carry firewood. Maybe everybody will let me sit in Sven & Ole's at the same time as them, if I buy pizza, beer & nachos. I'll need help carrying it though, being I have one arm and all.

I cant wear a watch on my left arm....cause I aint got one!

Have you've ever been a witness to the birth of a child, whether it's yours or not? Well, you know how you just wish that the baby has 10 fingers and 10 toes ( Read more... )

Ya know that saying "What's the sound of one hand clapping?"...that's like the story of my life...I have one arm.

I had a hard time in drivers Ed....Because I couldn't keep my hands at 10 o'clock & 2 o'clock...I have one arm.

I like porn...and I have one arm.

has anyone seen my arm?