Finally, some worthwhile wedding coverage

[onebyone]

"Plain-clothes undercover police, MI5 officers and SAS soldiers stationed in the crowd will form a mobile flying wedge ahead of her, clearing a path for the fugitive future princess to escape down."

Comments

[zandev]

One of the best from The Register for a while. I'm amused by how seriously some of the comments took it.

[bateleur]

That's the real art. If about half the audience don't believe you, you're doing it wrong!